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No. 24472
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I was at home browsing Tohno-Chan when the doorbell rang. I looked out the window, and saw a group of men with rifles at the door, and I realized it was the Fourth of July. "Oh, its the NRA" I thought. Every Fourth of July, when people were the most patriotic, the NRA would go to every door in this backwoods town to solicit donations.
As I went to the door, my Sister handed me a rifle. I asked why she was giving it to me. "Well," she said "you at least want to look like you care, idiot". I gave her back the rifle and told her that I would just tell them like it is, that I did support 2nd Amendment rights but did not support the NRA on ideological grounds. And so she thrust it back to me, and told me not to look a like a jerk. And so I thrust it back and retorted. This goes on for a few moments, until realize we are in front of the door and the men outside can obviously hear.
I open the door, and the fellow outside looks at us disgracefully, and simply says "forget about it," the group of men turning away to get into the back of their Ford Ranger.
And then I wake up and realize that the doorbell was actually ringing. It was my Sister's boyfriend, who had been locked out.
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