This is a CYOA where you take control of Man, a shut-in NEET with nothing going for him. As a general rule, unless more than one person inputs the same command I'll just write off the most recent post in the thread.
Because this is more of a fun activity than a creative writing session this is going here instead of /cr/.
Put the pizzas in the freezer, leave the rest of the groceries lying on the ground and throw the newspaper on top of random old papers.
what he said >>29888 play music and go to sleep
pm tohno on steam and ask him what do
pick the most boring choice posted in this thread and do it
Last person to post in this thread wins a free internet!
You must give it to me!
And now I will do the only thing there is left to do to the internet. Destroy it.
Because the last thread, http://tohno-chan.com/ot/res/15686.html, is now on auto sage.
I want to do things like this to myself so badly sometimes.
How often do you bathe, /ot/? What about shaving? Do you fit into the stereotype that suggests NEETs and hikikomori have poor personal hygiene?
Twice a week, if I have to go out. Otherwise, once a week or a copule of weeks.
I don not shave, but trim my beard short.
I guess I'm somewhat of a grunge/hobo type.
I found rubbing some after-shave on places that get too dirty, like behind the ears, helps a lot.
Guessing any alcohol will do.
I shower every day and feel like filth on the occasions that I fail to.
I never bathe though; sitting in the same water as your anus and the very slime you're trying to get off seems counterintuitive to me.
I try to shave every day but it's easy to forget. I trim down my body hair every couple months.
I would like to use this opportunity to express my fascination with OP pic. Gosh that pictures sure is nice, isn't it?
http://www.stargazedcharts.com seems to be officially offline permanently, whois says the domain name expired in November.
I am posting this thread as a place for people to appreciate and remember Stargazed and any other formerly available internet resources which they might miss. After the initial excitement of the start of a new anime season, usually the next big event of the season was the release of the MK I version of next season's chart and the anticipation that came along with it. That was the way that it was for quite a while, so big thanks to Stargazed, they gave western anime fans some really nice service for many years. I hope that my adblocking habits aren't part of what drove them out of the game.
I've decided to translate Jewelpet Sunshine in order to challenge myself, because my Japanese is terrible.
I'm not sure if I understood a couple parts correctly though. Can someone check this for me please? This is the OP. https://youtu.be/dWq8Kk7OG-4
Go! Go! Sunshine! Glittering!
The message of the magic of love connects our beating hearts.
These feelings can’t be stopped, so just accept them!
Full of energy from the moment I wake,
I call out to you but there’s no reaction.
I keep my head up and stay smiling!
I’m hiding the vibrations of my heart, but it looks like they’ll burst through!
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Mostly seems fine to me. The only point I'd make is with the line "恋の魔法かけたメッセージ", which you translated as "The message of the magic of love connects our beating hearts". 魔法（を）かける (as in 掛ける) is a set phrase meaning to cast magic, whereas it looks like you were reading it as 架ける, maybe? I'm not really sure where you got "connect" from. But yeah, other than that, it seems like a decent translation.
Post more on /日本/, it's lonely.
that's a loose definition of collectible. i'm sure 20 years from now people will care more about those hideous figures than anyone's toenail clippings.
anything can be collectible, but a select few things have 'value'. toenails? no value.
value is where the questionability of the figures comes into play, they're just ugly to me.
>i'm sure 20 years from now people will care more about those hideous figures than anyone's toenail clippings.
I'm sure people care more about their toe nail clippings these days than beanie babies.
Beanie babies are awesome though.
You may wanna visit the world trade center while you still have the chance. Also, get a good PC and mine the shit out of bitcoin once it becomes available. Oh and if you can try to invest in apple products, their cordless phones are gonna become really really popular (don't ask me why, hell if I know). You'll thank me latter.
What is this website about?
Where did it start? Is this a chan specifically for NEETs?... isn't 4chan the same thing? Please explain
niggertits started as a place for people to share porn without risking $10 on every post. students like yourself are the most inherently boring and garrulous people on the internet, its a horrid combination of characteristics, mixing in the by-definition lack of education only makes it worse. almost everything you've read on ED or kym or twitter are comical lies made up by people who would rather not share the truth.
please stop making posts on the internet outside 4chumps
>mixing in the by-definition lack of education only makes it worse.
students are some of the most boring people on the internet. They have little of interest to say because their entire lives revolve around studying and they don't do much else. No one gives a shit if you're stressed over finals or your teacher is an asshole, we've heard it a million times before.
>They have little of interest to say because their entire lives revolve around studying and they don't do much else.
That's not true! They also get shitfaced, have sex with other shitfaced students, and play 'armchair politician' on shitty social media websites (even if every one of them has the *exact same* regurgitated political views).
You forgot "armchair psychologist" as well.
But anyway; nothing wrong with studying per se. And we are all generalizing.
/ot/ could just as easily stand for "on topic"
So what topic are we on then?
looks like anime girls to me
I like oppai.
Who are/where your role models?
Oda Nobunaga. Dude was benevolent as heck, lowered taxes on an impoverished peasantry, crushed warrior monks who were threatening normal citizens and nearly unified Japan. Loved invention and innovation. He was apparently imprisoned for most of his life, much like a NEET (the only place I can find this is a book from 1963 though so take it with a grain of salt). He was sort of a nobody and everyone thought he was a freak but he left an immense mark on history. His death is one of the most pointless and tragic I can think of, Mitsuhide Akechi had no idea what he was going to do once he actually had Nobunaga's territory and seemingly acted with no reason or plan. That led to some seriously bad shit, like Hideyoshi Toyotomi.
The Koei slashers are fond of depicting him as kind of a vampiric/demonic character with immense bloodlust and that's all good, I like the design but he was totally not like that at all. Just a guy trying to help his country, which was falling apart around him.
macgyver believe it or not. I really looked up to their ingenuity, and ability to use make creative use of their environment to overcome any obstacle. They had a very practical type of intellect which I really respected.
Myself, because I'm the best.
For me it's this.
i'm a fan of the more conservative/'sukeban' style. off the top of my head i can only think of saeko from hotd as an example of this but there are more.
i prefer the dark blue ones though.
there's just something about them, especially with leggings. leggings are a must.
Beat me to it, opened the thread in a new tab to post it, then I forgot about it for a couple of hours, heh. Long skirts are really good.
This is very nice, too.
The top part is short and the skirt is calf-length
white trim and bow and ankle socks or black stockings with loafers