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20973 No. 20973 hide watch quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
I'm going to keep this short, you don't need to know who I am nor who my waifu is. This also isn't a thread about whether you think it's a good idea or not to make waifuism an "open thing"

I been working on making waifuism an IRS
(United States) official religion. The way I see it, if it works in one country, it'll work in another and it'll only be one step closer to legalizing 2d mariage. However, in order to do so I'm missing a few pieces before I turn in the paper. I need distinct religious history; Pygmalion's tale is the closest thing I could find to this so if you have anything else besides this feel free to chime in and most importantly; a creed. I need an official creed I can put down on paper besides "Do it for her". Keep in mind you can have that iconic phrase in the creed. I'm doing this with or without you guys who are against this. You got nothing to lose but your miseries. Your fellow waifuists need you.


ITT: A creed for waifuism and any notable "religious history"
>> No. 20974 [Edit]
>You got nothing to lose
But I do. My relationship is between me and my waifu. The more people I expose that relationship to, the less intimate it becomes. I have no need for acceptance nor validation of anyone else, so it'd be a risk with no reward.
>> No. 20975 [Edit]
>>20973
If you can't see the difference between a religion and a romantic relationship, I've got nothing to say to you.
>> No. 20976 [Edit]
>>20975
i would echo this to an extent

creating a religion isn't necessary to legitimize marriage to 2d people. gay marriage wasn't legalized in America because a new religion was created to validate it.

if you are seeking to legitimize waifuism in a way to bring us closer to legal recognition of marriage to a waifu then this is the wrong way to do it.

moving on from that point, i'd say it would be interesting to explore waifuism in a metaphysical light.
>> No. 20999 [Edit]
Why do you want to make Waifuism an official religion? Is your goal legalizing 2D marriage?
Why?

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19579 No. 19579 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Does your waifu have any family? Would you get along with your in-laws?
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>> No. 19603 [Edit]
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Her best friend who's sort of her sister but isn't(it's weird) would be -very- hard to get along with. She's extremely protective of Minagi and can be a real brat. Obviously I'd try my best but who knows if it's even possible with her.
Her mother seems like a really nice easy going lady (even if she does have a few screws missing in the old noggin), I think it would be easy to get along with her pretty well. I don't know much about her dad, but she seems to really love him in spite of him leaving them so I suppose he can't be all 'that' bad.
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>>19579
She has an adoptive family, who I think are all just absolutely terrible. Mother's a psychopath and a treasonist; father's a racist, a cuckold, and a murderer; brother's the single most evil, hateful, and malicious creature that any human being could possibly imagine - literally the devil.

I don't think I could stop myself from trying to kill all of them. But at the same time, I'm not even sure she'd mind if I did.
>> No. 20321 [Edit]
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20321
Parents, half brother and cousin.
They are ok. For the story, they are a quite bland troupe... Ex pro tennis player-perverted father, americanized naggy-with-her-husband mother, yamato nadeshiko cousin. And then there is the mystery of the half brother... who looks identical to Ryoma... and Ryoma wasn't in contact for long time and is not able to remember... and some other garbage that only Konomi sensei can pull off his ass in his incoherent universe and story.
I try to not give much thought into the idea of his father sneaking with his porn all day, publicly and messing with my bra size, or else.
I got used to it.
Anyway, apples don't fall far from the tree: Ryoma inherited his cheekiness...
Had some contact with them in an official game. It was fine. They feel like in-laws.
>> No. 20969 [Edit]
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Canonically, her only known family member is her father, who's a very centralizing role in her life. He's very controlling.

It's implied that she's abused by her father. At the least, he is very strict and mean to her. I'd rather not meet him, and it's probably best if he stays away from her for good.

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What's your most favorite part of your waifu/husbando's body?

Mine is Garrus' rump/hips. They're so kayoot.
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>> No. 20927 [Edit]
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I love her fluffy hair and flabby yet short-stacked body type.
>> No. 20929 [Edit]
>>20927
I have never seen the word flabby used as a compliment before. Its kind of nice in its own way.
>> No. 20940 [Edit]
>>18546

Her little mutant horse wiffer (muzzle).
>> No. 20968 [Edit]
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Her short, thin body. She's only 4'11. I like the thought of picking her up and carrying her. She makes me feel big and strong.

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20957 No. 20957 hide watch quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
How do we join our loved ones?
>> No. 20966 [Edit]
By coming to the realization that she is a part of you and thus able to be in more intimate contact with you than anyone else.

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20244 No. 20244 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
What word do you feel best represents your waifu?

For Minagi it would have to be tranquility.
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>> No. 20955 [Edit]
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20955
Miracle.
>> No. 20958 [Edit]
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omniscience /ɒmˈnɪsɪəns/ n

the capacity to know everything
>> No. 20963 [Edit]
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Intimate
>> No. 20965 [Edit]
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Affectionate

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20671 No. 20671 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Are there any waifu fags you admire, look up to, or simply like keeping up with them and their relationship with their waifu?
Who might they be?

I like seeing Jabberfag's posts and Tohno's. I admire the dedication they show for their waifu. It's very noble and heartwarming to me to see that.
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>> No. 20910 [Edit]
>>20909
I don't disagree with you per se, but I can understand disbanding under certain circumstances. If my waifu got a canonical boyfriend (or worse) in the manga, I wouldn't be able to stay together with her.
>> No. 20913 [Edit]
>>20909
That's only a theory of why he left disappeared.

The fact that there are people out there like you doesn't leave any option other than disappearing.

When you don't love your waifu any more do you have to keep lying to yourself because having another waifu is not an option?

I know more than one person that changed their waifu and I'm not talking about people with a seasonal waifu, I'm talking about people that take it serious.
Just keeping your waifu for a long time doesn't make you a good person and neither does changing your waifu a bad person.
>> No. 20917 [Edit]
I wasn't sure how long he was with his waifu, but in the time he was with her and posted about her, it impacted me. I think that counts for something. I'll admit I never knew who he really was, I just saw what I saw from his posts, but he seemed like a person who loved his waifu a lot and I respected that. I've read things that say hes a heathen and should be cast out, I've also read that hes a nice guy so at the end of the day Im not sure what to believe.
>> No. 20959 [Edit]
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>>20917
He was only with her for 2 years (see top image from /a/ archive). I wasn't around for the drama that I'm told happened on this board and 8ch /mai/ so I won't speculate on that, but I did watch him lose his shit on 4chan /c/ and start attacking other Yunobros for not "respecting" his supposed "exclusive rights" to posting Yuno. (as described in black images from /c/ archive) A couple of Hidamari threads were deleted because of it. Not long after that he deleted his Twitter and almost all of yunocchi.waifu.pl and yunocchi.net (just a redirect to the waifu.pl site). Supposedly some drama happened on some Discord and a #widebros IRC channel but there's no hard evidence of that.

Everyone goes a little overboard with their very first love. I imagine it's even more painful when that love is 2D and you don't even get the closure of a rejection so you can move on. Supposedly he also had mental health issues which is hardly surprising. I don't think waifuism is what any of us dreamed of having as kids but more like the final knot we tie and try to hold on to when we've reached the end of our rope.

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20956 No. 20956 hide watch quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Bismarck is best girl.

I get a lot of shit for having a waifu. A lot. But I love her.

I don't lewd her. I have no problem with other people masturbating to her, because they don't have feelings for her. But I don't lewd her because I don't want to objectify my waifu and make myself think she's a slut.

I have time and time again brought up the idea of making anime girls real with genetic engineering. Every time, it gets shit on.

I don't care what people say. Bismarck is my waifu. And I love her.
>> No. 20998 [Edit]
Good luck not lewding anime girls once they're real because you don't want to think they're sluts.

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20933 No. 20933 hide watch quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Has anyone ever thought of having a child with your waifu, and how? I've heard that other people do it but I haven't seen it mentioned on here.
>> No. 20935 [Edit]
I actually haven't. Prinz is more of a divine being with whom I have a very intimate relationship than a wife. I can't say how we would go about rearing a family, though, due to my current volatile situation. It would be nearly impossible.
>> No. 20939 [Edit]
Everything is in my own world for my case, so just a sequel and timeskip does the trick.
>> No. 20942 [Edit]
I have had that thought many times. It's kinda depressing how your one and only will never bear your children. But on a lighter note, I like to talk dirty to her and say things like "I want you to bear my children, I wanna impregnate you" and stuff like that.

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20936 No. 20936 hide watch quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
How can you justify not beating your waifu to keep her in line? Are you not a man?
Besides, beatings make them cuter.

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20937
How can you justify not letting your waifu beat you to keep you in line? Are you not her servant? Besides, she's cute when she does it.
>> No. 20938 [Edit]
Hitting women is wrong, mkay?

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20757 No. 20757 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Have you every tried to kill yourself because you thought maybe you might be with her in death. I tried a few years ago could never tell my mom the truth.
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>> No. 20776 [Edit]
>>20774
>>20775
I don't want to be mean or anything but if things like this happen are you sure staying with your waifu is a good idea? It sounds very unhealthy for you both.
>> No. 20778 [Edit]
>>20776
There was a rough time I was going through when this was happening
>> No. 20780 [Edit]
No, she wouldn't approve. Besides, I don't really believe in afterlife.
>> No. 20930 [Edit]
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Yes, I made an attempt in 2014 after I lost everything I had
My home, my church, my sanity, my health. But I would lose it all again if I didn't lose my love as well

These years have not been kind to me. I've seen things that no one should see, and I've seen them with a bitter, hardened heart no one should have

I learned to kill just for you, did you know that? I wanted to track you down and find where you lived. I wanted to find you so I could duel you to the death for her hand. I couldn't stand not being her one and only. However, now and forever I won't get to be.

I think back sometimes to that day, and think the thought "Has anything gotten better since then?" as if tallying the good times since the light left my life would make the darkness any less cold and deadly
It was not worth it. Nothing since then has been worth it.

Waking up alone, screaming, in a room full of deafening noise for years on years has made me wary of living. The constant violence makes me wish for gentler places.

But those places aren't for me. They never were. And now as the pygmalionists are driven from /a/ and every other place while irony abounds, I find myself looking for a vision of love. A vision of something real to remind me that that place was real, I didn't dream that time up out of an eternal nightmare. That even if I am denied citizenship, that place exists somewhere. Existed somewhere.

I loved her, I swear I did. I wasn't willing to fight and die for something insignificant
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14124 No. 14124 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
ITT: Songs that remind you of your waifu (PART II)

This time PLEASE just images and comments plus mp3 files or links, no Youtube-embed or the thread will soon become unusable. Thanks.
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>> No. 20665 [Edit]
Me and my waifus song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW3RspM7v9M

Pop rock and boy bands seem to appeal to me when they are about love. I don't care if normalfags think it's gay or not.
>> No. 20847 [Edit]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_lU2gRto1s

A whole new World, from Aladdin.
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20852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6ZDJxD95FU
>> No. 20914 [Edit]
I nearly got teary-eyed while thinking about Prinz the first time I listened to this song. Maybe its lyrics are corny, but the feelings that it expresses are genuine for me.

https://youtu.be/oNt07cpYxkg

Nehm’ Träume für bare Münze
Schwelge in Phantasien
Hab’ mich in dir gefangen
Weiß nicht wie mir geschieht
Wärm’ mich an deiner Stimme
Leg’ mich zur Ruhe in deinen Arm
Halt mich, nur ein bißchen
Bis ich schlafen kann

I take dreams as they are
I indulge in fantasies
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