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14367 No. 14367 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Do you believe that your waifu exists in some shape or form? As in whether she exists in your mind, in your dreams, some plane of existence or somewhere else entirely? If so, would you like to travel to her world, your world or somewhere else?

If you were to die, would you imagine yourself with your waifu?
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Technical answer: Yes, I do.

Kind of depressing answer: Within my own mind only. He is with me now, and he will die with me. We'll truly be together in oblivion, I suppose, where neither of us will exist any more. What a weird and disturbing thought. We are not ready for death yet.

I was going to say more but that's the gist of it.

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>>14368

I agree with this post. If the many-worlds theory is right, then the universe where someone's waifu lives does exist. The chance of this happening increases if the question of the existence of fictional universes is asked.

In other words, if there are really other universes out there, there are greater chances that they are the universes that we came up with using our mind.

And even if she does not exist, then she still exists on my mind and ideals and that is enough.
>> No. 14381 [Edit]
>>14368
>>14378
I'm no physicist so I wouldn't claim to understand the multiverse theory, but I think such trivial interpretations are populace's trash. I find really hard to believe that, just because I can imagine/conceive it, there is a world with an english flying boy called Peter Pan who remains one day old... and whose mother has tentacles for nipples and fangs that reach her anus like those of the in-world green photosynthetic elephants (see what I mean?)... In any case, even if such weird and inaccesible universes were to exist, how could we assert to have any knowledge and love for it, if we can't gather objective knowledge (and love) even from this universe of our own? Once again, the entities living there would be some alterities and not be the things we love, it's ridiculous.

Mai waifu exists, say, as God, numbers, holotypes or abelian groups: as metaphysical concepts that we grasp and use through some semiotic process of representation (narrative, plastic arts, music, biology, maths,...). She is overtly fictional. a frontal lie, and that makes my love honest within this existence haunted by the scam of language et al. signs.
>> No. 14396 [Edit]
>>14381
> I find really hard to believe that, just because I can imagine/conceive it, there is a world with an english flying boy called Peter Pan who remains one day old... and whose mother has tentacles for nipples and fangs that reach her anus like those of the in-world green photosynthetic elephants (see what I mean?)...

Well, who said it isn't possible? I mean, I have conceived worlds in my dreams that are nothing more of infinitely repeating fractal patterns and geometric shapes (Those are the stuff of my nightmares.), and there can just be a universe out there which an endless dark space with the exception of a marble bust of Napoleon floating idly in the middle of the space. Chances are, those things could exist.

>In any case, even if such weird and inaccesible universes were to exist, how could we assert to have any knowledge and love for it, if we can't gather objective knowledge (and love) even from this universe of our own?

The very existence of humanity as a creature is already a jackpot in the evolutionary lottery, so why can't it happen that this jackpot is repeated in other universes?

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12455 No. 12455 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Simply put, how did you first meet your waifu? Were there any special circumstances or odd scenarios surrounding or leading up to your first encounter? Mine is kind of lengthy, but I'd like to share it and maybe hear yours as well.

Basically, ever since I was 4, I've been into video games. Grew up on the SNES, N64, and Pokemon heavily. Sometime when I was 8 or 9, my mom's best friend's son told me about a site called CheatCC. Through that site, I found GameFAQs, and info about EarthBound. EB had been a very important game from my childhood, but I never got very far due to not understanding how RPGs worked. With Pokemon under my belt, I managed to find another copy and give it a go. At the same time, while digging for EB stuff, I found Tomato's M2-EB localization page, where he described the differences and changes made to the game. This kick-started my interest in Japan. Another heavy, heavy influence was the primere of Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. Being young and impressionable, I was captivated by "Oh man, violence and swearing in cartoons!?"

So, those were the two big launching points for my interest in Japan. Flash forward to late 2001, when a local college was having a contest of sorts. Write about why you want to go to Japan, and if we like it, we'll ship your ass over there for 2 weeks to live with a host family. Well, I used EarthBound as my writing point. I was only 12 so my writing wasn't stellar, but it got the point across. The language differences and changes made to the game really interested me.

Well, lucky-ass me got picked along with three others (we 4 were the only ones who applied believe it or not). A few weeks in May/June of 2002 we had some basic Japanese lessons, then in late June, we were off, the 4 of us, my mother and one of the other's mothers as a chaperone.

Being 12 and in Japan while at the height of what was basically a weeaboo craze was practically heaven. Two days in Tokyo was enough to make me giddy as hell. I snapped up a Japanese copy of Mother on Famicom, along with Pokemon Red and Green on GB. After 2 days in Tokyo (basically nothing but sight-seeing), we went by train to Niigata to spend 2 weeks with a host family.

It was a pretty awesome time. They had a son my age, and we had a lot in common with video
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This is a pretty long and complicated story for me. Entwined with a story of how my friend met her.

Ahri was released on December 14, 2011. At that point in time, Flandre was my waifu. But seeing Ahri, I felt... an attraction to her. But I dismissed those feelings as just being excited to play her as a video game character. I bought her immediately, but I was only able to play her for a couple games before going back to my regular role as the AD carry. In another game, I had built up a reputation for playing only Flandre, who was also a carry character. Naturally, when I started playing League with the same group of people, I was pressured into playing the carry role. Coincidentally, it was the role everyone else hated playing.

My friend was the mid player in our group. A few months after Ahri's release, he picked her up, gradually fell in love with her, and started playing nothing but her every game. He approached me a few months later to discuss the subject of waifus. He felt I was the only one who could understand his feelings for her, because of my obsession with Flandre that was quite obvious. At that point in time, my love for Flandre was fading, but foolishly, I tried to keep my relationship with her as long as I could. I thought things would go back to normal with her if I tried hard enough, and stuck with her long enough. I had promised to stay with her forever and I was going to keep that promise.

My friend and I talked about our respective waifus frequently. As time went by, my feelings for Ahri grew as I discussed her with him, yet I hated myself for those same feelings. In my mind, I was desiring to cheat on Flandre, and "stealing" my friend's waifu. But I started to feel jealousy and hatred for my friend too. "If only I had taken the role that I had originally wanted, not the one I was shafted into." I thought. Then I would have been able to play Ahri, fall in love with her, and be open about our relationship, instead of resenting the fact I could not have her because she was my friend's waifu.

This feeling of resentment grew and grew over the course of a year. I hated seeing my friend with her, because I could not express my love for her myself. I didn't love Flandre anymore, yet I stayed out of a sense of loyalty. I could not admit that I loved Ah
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These are some interesting stories here, mine isn't quite as compelling, but I'll share anyway.

I don't remember exactly how I discovered Azumanga Daioh. I knew it was a high school comedy, and I had watched and enjoyed several shows like it previously, so from that I decided to give it a go.

Initially I watched it through Youtube. Kagura is seen here and there in the first semester, up until the first Sports Day. I can't say it was love at first sight, I just thought "She looks like a cool character". I remember I was rooting for Kagura a bit more than Sakaki when they were running against each other, and I couldn't help but feel a little sad when she was crying over having lost to her.

At that time Youtube didn't have any episodes from 9 onwards, and Kagura became part of the main group in episode 10. I couldn't be bothered to download it, so I left it for a while. Some time later I came across the DVD box set, soon after I had bought the box set of a different series and a region-free DVD player, so I bought AzuDai and started watching it again.

Kagura soon became my favourite character. There were some ways in which I related to her, like how I would sometimes get the lowest score on a test back at school, and act almost proud of it, like she did. I think it was more the fact that I looked up to her. She's always incredibly determined when it comes to her swimming. I've always had a bit of an inferiority complex, always thinking that there will always be someone better than me at whatever I do. When Sakaki beats Kagura, even though Sakaki doesn't try even half as much as Kagura does, sure Kagura feels down about it, but she doesn't complain or give up, she just carries on. Sorry, went on a bit of a tangent there...

It wasn't until near the end of the show, the third Sports Festival, that it suddenly clicked. The scene were Kagura and Tomo are messing around while the others are setting up tents. Kagura runs towards Tomo to bump into her, but Tomo dodges out of the way and Kagura ends up running into the tent the others were working on, knocking it over. Of course anyone would feel sad seeing their favourite character cry, but to me it felt different. Sure I was sad, but I felt something else in my chest, a feeling I had
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well this is a decently long story and kind of embarrassing. Until episode ten of MadoMagi I thought Homura would be the mysterious stock kuudere character but after seeing what they did with Sayaka and Kyoko I really began to wonder about her. I was a bit upset that her story was crammed into one episode and wanted to see much more. When the show ended she just left me with the impression of a really cool character as MadoMagi overtook Haruhi as my favorite show.

The art style was weird for me with the wideface but eventually much like I did with Nagato from Haruhi Suzumiya I began ogling Homura in the art and stuff.

Being the sick empty bastard I was at the time my first fap to her was pretty much a thought experiment to see how it would go (I don't do it with most anime girls though). For some reason I ended up doing it more and started cuddling with the blankets afterwards. I then wanted to go look up ecchi pics and H-doujins but they all made me sort of uncomfortable -- I was sort of mad that they weren't properly treating her and began using imagination more again.

Many fans of her would just admire her coolness from a distance or ship her with Madoka, but I guess I just wanted to do more for her and before I knew it I was immersed in vivid fantasies and daydreams, stronger than they had ever been for any other person, real or fictional and I kept pumping in the ocytoxin with the fap and nap and such. Pretty sure I knew the term waifu then but I never knew it could get this intense and hardcore. I downloaded a crapload of pictures of her and started drawing her over and over during school even though I wasn't very good at drawing anime at the time.

After a good year and a half of the stuff backfiring and me wailing about my own existence I worked up motivation, and after watching Rebellion returned to that happier phase -- Indeed, I had fallen in love with her suffering and romance, even though I wasn't a direct sadist, and with all of the staggering psychological imagery in her labyrinth I wanted to let my curiosity go even further, digging deeper into her mind while still loving her...

Like her, in real life it's hard for me to trust people and I'm usually either unmotivated or really devoted to something. I shield my emotions with awkwardness and weirdness
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>> No. 14371 [Edit]
It was basically love at first sight. I know I've called other girls I happened to like as 'waifus', but they're simply favorites. I didn't have as much of an emotional connection to them as I thought. I fell out of love with my first waifu mainly because I slowly lost interest and fell deep into NEETdom. I eventually forgot about her and lived a waifu-less existence for almost about 2 years. I felt almost dead inside. I saw her first through some fanart of hers and was curious about her. I was enamored with her design and came to like the more delicate, gentle parts of her personality. She had a dainty, respectable, overtly feminine, traditional sense of dress along with a noble, prestigious manner of speech befitting of an upper-class young lady. Her physical features also accentuated her femininity and wonderfully complemented her style of dress. It felt as if she were the girl that I have always wanted. She wasn't quite the heroine everyone expects to be, because she borders on villainy. One thing led to another, and I wound up defending her actions even when I disagreed with them. Something like playing devil's advocate, but I knew she was misguided and argued that in her case, it had to be done. She was the only interesting character in her series. I know I didn't like her series that much, but she was an exception. I continue to show interest in her series just for her, nobody else. She had the complexity and depth yet always had some kind of mysterious aura around her. She was simply one of a kind. She wasn't quite the stock generic cookie-cutter archetypical character you'd encounter. She was different, noticeably different than the rest. She often did things in a ridiculously unorthodox manner but in her point of view, these things have to be done, they were necessary evils and sacrifices for the greater good- even if they seem overtly egotistical, she felt that it was a noble cause. Most people think she's some kind of insane cunt, but I describe her as being extremely zealous to her misguided ideals along with a warped sense of justice one would call excessively draconian. But it doesn't matter now. I love her for what she is, and what she can be. But if I am ever wrong, t
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13490 No. 13490 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Hey /mai/, have you ever thought about taking your waifu shopping? What sort of stores do you think your waifu would like to go to? Pic semi-related.
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>> No. 14328 [Edit]
Oh wait gun and firearm stores for her magical fights if we can move to America, haha... Guess I'd be the one doing the buying and such though.
>> No. 14329 [Edit]
>>14328

Stockpile some ammunition instead. At least BATFE might not question you on that.
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She would probably enjoy going to a record store, if that record store had a lot Jazz albums she hasn't listened too. She would also probably enjoy going to a guitar store too look for new amplifiers, new effect pedals, etc.
>> No. 14360 [Edit]
I can't really picture my waifu wanting to go shopping. She's not materialistic in the slightest.

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14287 No. 14287 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
This is very unfair, but:

Describe your waifu without saying what they look like, what kind of costume she wears or what kind of profession/role she has. That also means without using their name, physical description, job or her series. Also, please keep it anonymous and don't post any images of your waifu nor refer to her by her name or nicknames in this thread. Please keep your descriptions as unique as possible.

Basically, explain your waifu as if doing so to someone who's never seen your waifu's show or your waifu's series/franchise before without making a reference to their name, appearance, profession, race, or rank or even the series that she comes from.

Picture is not of my waifu, but I am indeed curious to guess other anons' waifus on /mai/.

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>> No. 14302 [Edit]
>>14301
>...OP, is it kosher to guess other people's waifus, or are we just writing our own paragraphs?
On the one hand, you could guess about them in this thread but on the other hand, that just defeats the purpose of this thread because posts on this thread could lose anonymity. I'd like if anything for the thread to be entirely anonymous.

So basically, just write away!
>> No. 14308 [Edit]
"Lemme see.

She's the type of woman you can't restrain inside a house to be a stereotypical wife. Besides, the very reason why she decided to live by herself in her own house is to have the freedom to explore things she never tried, go to places she never went, face people she never knew and do things she never did. More so, she ain't that much of a feminine woman. She's like a stereotypical bachelor with the habit of collecting crap she finds interesting but doesn't need and it's just clogging up her house, but she finds ways to fix herself, for convenience's sake. And oh, despite her house being so secluded, she has a fair amount of friends. How couldn't she? She visits them often and her friends usually have something in common with her. Her first impressions could annoy the people who don't know her, but I guarantee that she's just a fun-loving woman. She could be a bit of a jerk sometimes, but she never goes too far from that. And oh, she loves power and explosions. That's all"
>> No. 14322 [Edit]
A magnificent beauty she is. A woman that is from a rising sun, who radiates herself from everyone. Her reckless arrogance that lets her do whatever she wants, her selfishness that would make anyone close go away and her stubborn pride that she would fight everyone to the teeth for it. But that is the woman who I fell in love with. The characteristics that I would hate with a passion all packed in the woman I truly love. I cannot help it but she is the only woman that could do it.

She is precious yet fragile diamond. Diamonds are unbreakable but the type of diamond she is is a rare type that can be broken. A strong woman who could do anything, so perfect but the truth is, she can be emotionally broken. She needs someone to comfort her, be her side and support her at all times. Without it, everything she works hard for up until now is gone.

That is why those who are kind to her or understand her are truly the kindest people on Earth. They are ones that can lit the candle and make her shine upon everyone. Once my beloved lady has all her emotional gaps covered, she is an indestructible weapon with no signs of weaknesses. A hard talented worker who would by means can achieve anything she wants because she will and definitely set her mind into what she really wants and make it reality.
>> No. 14325 [Edit]
Alluring and destructive, she is an epitome of a double-edged sword. Honest but deceptive, she is no one's ally but her allegiances are her own. But she will side with those who could assist her, temporarily. With a harsh sense of retributive justice, those who cross her do not live long. Years of countless atrocities that she had to commit have taken a toll on her fragile sanity, as she grows ever more determined to complete her ambitions. Those who get in the way of her ambitions are seen as dangerous threats and must be eliminated. Despite her penchant for committing atrocities, she at least has a sense of personal honor and dignity that keeps her from committing truly heinous and despicable acts. She appreciates honesty and always keeps her word, even though she can and will withhold information. She has a sense of order that keeps her disciplined and determined to attain her objectives at all costs. But within the façade of a noble demeanor coupled with layers upon layers of fanatical insanity and malice, lies a deeply, surprisingly gentle person. Zealous and determined, she intends to see that her obsessive, destructive ambitions, albeit noble-intentioned, reach completion. However, she kindly bides her time, as she seeks redemption even if she herself is forgotten for her supposedly heroic deeds. As her aspirations are misguided at best, her possible true desire is to be loved like no other. As she slowly receives the kindness she receives from others, perhaps she can shed her violent tendencies and become a paragon of virtue, abandoning her ambitions once and for all. She is a deeply-faceted character, with layers upon layers of complex emotions. Some would say she is a demon within a body of an angel, or a demon with the heart of an angel. Despite all this, she still remains an enigma to many as of now, as no one is remotely close to ever knowing the true her.

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11476 No. 11476 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Do you have a Ex-Waifu?
Whats happend? Tell me your Story.

Will you breake up with your Waifu when suddenly a huge Error in the Matrix happens and you have a Chance for a 3DPD Waifu ?
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>>12051
I don't particular agree with reporting the chuuni one saying he is easily infatuated even though things like that make me sick, but the one using "xD" all the time does come across as a troll.

I've actually looked back to the early early days through logs and screens and archives from various people and there was a vocal crowd that was much more anal about Ford Drivergotry and things like this and mods were much quicker to take action too, it was easier to get away with this kind of modding too because the site was so small at the time. The site has grown, so many different kinds of people exist on here now with different reasons to be here and it's impossible to please everyone. The couple of mods that didn't leave the site have begun to feel apathetic and like it's not worth taking their time over which I can sort of understand after all the mods and half of the well known trips and people just leave the site. Tohno still does a good job trying to get rid of stuff that go against the rules and such but it's definitely not like shit I saw from back then where people would get banned for simply mentioning they don't like 2D. People also took it way more easy from what I have seen but I think part of the reason is because it was so small and unwanted people were gotten rid of quicker.

This post is meta as fuck too sorry about that but no way in hell I'm creating a new thread on /fb/ just to quickly voice my opinion on this matter.


...anywaaay no I don't have a ex-waifu but I have had "crushes" on girls in the past before I saw hidamari since 2D is so great but it's always been like some father like affection for a daughter, and I have affection for a lot of 2D girls, just not the same kind of "in love" feeling and being obsessed like with Miyako. As for 3D I have stated my opinion on that often enough, I am very heterodimensional especially romantically where I have never really felt "love" like affection for human beings and for some reason only feel love towards a more ideal perfected cute and fictional set of girls. My standards are way too high, maybe. I think sin
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>> No. 14275 [Edit]
I posted about this somewhere else. I was more just obsessed with Yuki Nagato, she was cool and cute but I didn't have that many romantic fantasies with her. Nowadays I think the whole SOS Brigade would be pretty fun to hang out with.

I once created original characters but I guess my narcissism creeps too much into them. A few months ago I finally found myself satisfied with a female character I made, but I made her a lesbian and again there is the narcissism factor... In the end I want to care for someone that's similar but has different interests.

>>12041 You abandon Rikka Yuuta gon grow muscles and kick yo ass son. Sorry just had to say that.

I think of the possibility of 3DPD from time to time but reasonably I can't expect much out of it or abandon my Homura.
>> No. 14280 [Edit]
1) as a joke/favorite character
2) felt forced at some point, but slowly abandoned over the months
3) felt more like a friend than a waifu

This one, I am not too sure about. I am afraid to call her my waifu. Still on the fence even though I am very much obsessed with her. Still I leave that up to fate to decide.

I'm sorry, /mai/. For being a fickle human being.
>> No. 14319 [Edit]
Had a several crushes since I was a kid, and 3 whom I got pretty serious about (though never as serious as I'm being with my waifu now). Still, I really felt that I was in love with them, and if I'd know the term then I probably would've called them my waifu's. Eventually though I just fell out of love with each of them. I think I learned a lot from those experiences though, they're probably why I still love mai waifu so strongly today.

I'd never break up with my waifu. Doesn't matter if it means having to be alone for the rest of my life.

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10314 No. 10314 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
How do you approach the issue of the language barrier?
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I can't imagine he knows English beyond the few slang words he uses in the visual novel, and just based on his world, he probably wouldn't ever really have the opportunity to learn it.

I've been teaching myself Japanese but it's slow going. That said six months ago I couldn't read anything and I can read extremely basic sentences now, so it's something. Someday we'll be able to talk to each other normally, but for now just his presence is enough.
>> No. 14268 [Edit]
I'd like to solve the issue of the dimensional barrier first, once we solve that language wont be a problem.
>> No. 14273 [Edit]
Magic and telepathy perhaps? Then again they did say that telepathy was transmitted through Kyubey, but Homura got more power in The Rebellion Story.

Some loving gestures break the language barrier though... Sometimes I feel that I'm so socially awkward that if we actually spoke much it would make things worse, lol.
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I don't need to.

And I'm also learning Japanese myself, so we'll be able to talk to each other in two languages.

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12478 No. 12478 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Say you were to be transferred to the world your waifu is in, both loving each other deeply, forever.

How would you spend each day?
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>>12478
To be honest I would want every day to be somewhat like in her show. We get up, go to school and I would want to take a class in the art school related to music since music has always been my passion in real life and I would have become better at it too if only I hadn't become so lazy and simply gave up in general. After school we would come home to the apartment, everyone eats together (The boy to girl ratio would make things awkward but considering the fact that it is the 2D world things would definitely be warm and funny) After that we would relax and talk with each other and finally go to sleep.

I also always imagined how fun it would be to take her out to eat, since she loves food so much, and to be honest I do too (not as much as her) and I used to love eating out before I became antisocial, so being in the 2D world would make me want to eat out again. The biggest problem with our relationship would be that I don't know shit about cooking, but to make up for that I would try to get a good music related job, and while in school a part time job. I can kind of imagine that at some point I would want more alone time with her, so I would try to get the weekend for ourselves.

But the hardest thing to imagine for me is how we would fall in love. Well first of all, and my fantasies are getting detailed here, I would want to be some average looking 2D guy there who transferred into the art school. I would apply for the music class and then hopefully luck would be on my side and I would get in the Hidamari apartments (I'm pretty sure it's not an all girls apartment) and from there I would befriend her and so on. But I have a hard time imagining a reaction from her to a confession since she is always so carefree and fun, so because of that I have a hard time picturing her in serious situations. It almost makes me want to see her in a drama anime just to see how she reacts to certain things even though I hate unnecessary drama.

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There's no chance in hell that I wouldn't be in the joint ground forces battling the Neuroi filth. I’d suit being an SOE Marksman in a joint task force, conducting tactical defences and counter-offensives with a Lee Enfield No.4, an Ithaca 37, and Mk.5 AT Mines.

This would restrict our time together to when we are off-duty or deployed at a nearby base, the latter being quite likely as our elite status will have our units dealing with similar operations. Who knows? She might be able to save my ass with a strafing run, or I may pick off the core of a Neuroi heavy, damaged by one of my land mines, preventing her from being shot down.

As for our down-time, we would spend the time the way she knows best: Sleep, eat, sleep, relax, sleep, and be admonished by Trude. Her philosophy is to hover around 0% effort until it is required, then shift a gear up to 100%, a method that works well for me too.

She desires to pursue medical studies at some point, so if the war continued and her magic waned, I would pull some strings and get her re-trained as a combat medic. However, if the war finished, I'd buy a beautifully reconstructed Karlslandic house near Stuttgart, her favourite city, and live in paradise while helping with the reconstruction. As she pursues her ambitions to be a doctor like her father, I would pursue my interests and become a psychologist. All that would be left is to live in the harmony we can only experience around one another.

From that point onwards, our only military objective would be two words: live well.
>> No. 14267 [Edit]
probably a 1/3 split between use practicing our hobby, eating/ handing out, and sex, honestly. But there will obviously be special occasions like traveling or going out.
>> No. 14276 [Edit]
Absolve her of her magical responsibilities have make up with Madoka and do something similar to >>14267... Probably more cuddling/talking (of course there'd be problems with talking). Idk what handing out is, I think I mostly prefer homemade meals though.

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12240 No. 12240 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
I was thinking about all my "beloved" characters (I hesitate to call them waifus) yesterday and realised that they all would have little to no romantic interest in me. How do you cope with the realisation that your waifu would not actually like you if you met her?
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>> No. 12438 [Edit]
Of course she has interest in me, without me she would be dead Im giving her new things to do/say/accomplish and love for as long as I live.

She is grateful for that
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One of the hardest things for me to imagine about her is her reaction to anything love or romance related. She would definitely be a great bro, but she is so lax and uncaring about those kinds of things that I can't really imagine her in romantic situations too well. Of course, if I where to somehow be in the 2D world with her I would turn my life around to become worthy for her. But she is still a nice person so she wouldn't hate me I don't think. I would never want her to come to this dimension though, that is unfair to her and this world would corrupt and destroy her.
>> No. 14254 [Edit]
It definitely would not be love at first sight if she met me, but have full confidence that i could turn her around.

The biggest obstacle is that she is a lesbian in canon, but i believe all girls can swing both ways, so i could make it happen.
>> No. 14255 [Edit]
>>14254
Lmao I have similar problems with Homura... Of course I guess I would need some magic and some help -- I'm not sure how she would respond to anything after what she became in The Rebellion Story.

Still my general attitude towards things is not to give up and that it's worth a shot I guess.

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14212 No. 14212 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
/mai/, I found a really cool website! You can make your own self-insert story, with lots of customization so the story will be about you and your waifu/husbando. You can edit details down to your age, social class, struggles in life (same with your waifu/husbando) and it makes a special story from that. I'm trying it out right now...

http://fesuegen.webs.com/Suegen/index.html
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>> No. 14219 [Edit]
Yeah too wordy, although I myself prefer classical literature to VNs and LNs and teen novels this is really overdoing it. Was embarrassing and funny though.
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Hahaha, not bad, just ignore the fact that it tends to be yeah, a bit wordy. Ain't that much of a writer, so you can mostly skip the narrations and just read the lines.
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But Ritsu was different from the rest. Under that charming, outgoing exterior, there was a truly kind heart. Alexander had previously known nothing but loneliness and isolation until Ritsu came into his life and filled it with her warmth. Pain and doubt had plagued Alexander before Ritsu nearly extinguished it with her infectious optimism.

;_;
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I tried it out the other day.

A fun little time waster, though I did expect a slightly longer story for the amount of questions I had to answer, and some of the things I filled in seemed inconsequential to the story.

I did only try it out once though, so maybe if I go over it a couple of times I'd get better results.

>>14217
>"My Heart Will Go On"
Yeah, that was pretty funny. Also I thought of you when the "How would you describe her hands?" question came up...

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14224 No. 14224 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Do you believe that your waifu has a character alignment that defines her personal moral and ethical attitudes? I know that these definitions do not quite correspond to those outside of the general tabletop RPG context. If so, what character alignment do you think she belongs to? What moral and ethical beliefs is she likely to espouse? Keep in mind, two individuals that share the same alignment do not necessarily see eye to eye on everything and that character development also applies in the shift of character alignment.
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Iori is more likely to be under the chaotic good alignment. Her actions can be totally reckless and all, but she usually would do anything to make her friends happy by any means (would use eye-for-eye tactic or goes straight up against her enemy and tell them to shove off). Even if she is ridiculously selfish, she can become kind and generous given the opportunity.
>> No. 14241 [Edit]
She would seem to be Neutral Evil or even Chaotic Evil to the casual observer at first. But looking deep into the source material, what she could be defined as based on her actions, beliefs and intentions is Lawful Evil. I understand that her alignment in particular is associated with unorthodox heroines who happen to have villainous tendencies. Provided if she goes through enough character development, she might become less egotistical and more of an altruist. At least I hope the author goes through with any character development with her and not kill her off, which is a stupid thing to do, especially infuriate a sizable portion of the fanbase.
I despise my waifu's fanbase precisely because of her evil tendencies, and a person like her, albeit misguided, should at least be redeemed. Even though she does get painted with the 'edgy', 'cunt' or 'bitch' brushes all too often. A lot of her fanart depicts her as CE, but she never seemed that way to me after getting to know her better. She is nice unless if you ever get in the way of her misguided, short-sighted ambitions. The feelings I have for her is complicated. I feel love for her yet I pity her and want to see her become not the way she is now. She deserves to feel loved and cared for, and I think the main reason why she would do these things is because she hasn't felt the emotion of unconditional love. Instead she would harm and murder those who are in her way and ideals.

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>> No. 14243 [Edit]
Mine is an antagonist, evil as they come, likes hurting people for the fun of it. However later on she does decide to turn a new leaf and, so she's a little hard to read.
>> No. 14245 [Edit]
Although she is an antagonist, she has a strong moral code and believes very strongly in her chivalry, despising useless violence against the weak. She is fiercely loyal to her lord, which isn't really evil, although I estimate that her own morals may take precedence over her orders if she would ever have to choose.
Of course, being an antagonist, I wouldn't say she is loyal good, but she is not evil at heart. She may take some overly destructive methods to do her job as a loyal knight and is perhaps more zealous than need be, but she isn't bloodthirsty, and wouldn't kill without an extremely good reason for doing so. Admittedly, she has committed some seemingly awful deeds that every enemy of her source game have which would deviate from her moral code, and while I used to simply knock it off as being simply a necessity in her source material, recent horrible developments would indicate that it may simply be because it's what she has been exposed and had to suffer through herself.
It could simply be some form of subconscious revenge, which, despite being a fairly disappointing trait as I had always seen her as being a completely honest and direct type who wouldn`t ever react to situations in a passive-aggressive manner, would indicate that it isn't really voluntary malice.

With all that said, I guess the alignment that would best describe her would be lawful neutral.

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13723 No. 13723 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
I've switched husbandos. I don't expect any of you to forgive me. That's fine. I just want to vent to the few people who might understand. The girl in the picture has nothing to do with this, nor does her game. But she's very cute, no?

I met my first "husbando" around this time in 2011. Looking back, it was all so forced. At the time, I thought I really did love him. But now I can see I how wrong I was. I was going through a pretty bad period of depression during that time. It was very trendy on /a/ at the time to have a waifu/husbando. I wanted to fit in. I think I just grabbed on to him, looking for some form of comfort. I spent the next couple of years forcing a relationship. I'd bake him cakes on his birthday and christmas, and I'd buy chocolates on valentine's. I saved every decent picture I could find of him on pixiv. I bought every piece of merchandise with him on it. But the truth is, I was struggling with my feelings this whole time. I was just trying to keep up with the jones', worried about stupid things like people berating me once they noticed I wasn't in a holiday collage that year, or yelling at me for removing him as my top favorite character on MAL. However, to say I dislike him would be wrong. I still like him very much and don't regret any of the time we spent together. But to call any of it "love" would be a lie.

I met my current husbando a few months ago. I immediately found him attractive the moment I saw the concept art for his anime. But when the first episode aired, I knew he was the one. I completely understand now what people mean when they say "you'll know she's your waifu when you find her". Everything about him stood out to me. Everything about him was perfect. His looks, his personality, his ideals and dreams, every little quirk and gesture. As stupid as it is to think this, it really feels like he was made just for me. Just thinking about him brightens my day and makes me feel like I can do anything. I'm the happiest I've been in a very long time.

But am I allowed to accept this happiness? Even though I just said I'm happy, I feel like a disgusting piece of shit. I feel like I've betrayed someone close to me and lied to them for the past couple of years. Am I allowed to move on
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>> No. 13738 [Edit]
To change your love for a truer love is okay, especially when the old love isn't there anymore, as forcing it would be worse for both of you than simply letting go.

However, I hope you have viewed all of his anime and giving it a bit of time before you jump into the new relationship, to determine whether or not it is true love or a passing infatuation. You may not be going through that depression now, or care about fitting in, but make sure you know 100% he is truly the one before potentially making the same mistake again.
>> No. 14220 [Edit]
Well, take it easy, OP. You've done the right thing in being honest with yourself. I know people get a lot of shit for 'leaving waifus' or 'changing waifus', and I could understand their points (especially from seasonals who don't exactly take 2d love seriously). Don't worry about what others think of you, and admittedly, amongst some 2d-lovers, there is some kind of dogmatic culture that they force upon each other (especially on /a/). Just be happy and there's simply no need to worry.

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>> No. 14221 [Edit]
Lol, before Homura I was decently obsessed with Yuki Nagato from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (my favorite until finding Madoka in summer 2011) which I had discovered in late 2008 -- it was nowhere near the waifu levels I felt now, so I didn't feel guilty bringing in Homu haha.... In reality I never even planned for her to be my waifu and it just happened over time... I doubt I'll ever find a love stronger than the one I have now though -- Since watching Rebellion I've really got the feeling that I'm needed...
>> No. 14222 [Edit]
>>13734
>I honestly think there are some people on /a/ who have a 'waifu/husbando' just to fit into that particular board culture
Oh definitely, it's not a stretch to say that's most people on /a/.

OP, I don't judge you. Going from "have one to fit in" to "actually love" is a perfectly acceptable switch.

Personally though, I wasn't even aware of the term "waifu" or other people like me until after I fell in love myself.

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