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16271 No. 16271 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit] [Last 50 posts]
Hi i've got asperger since i was born(probably) and i've got waifu(pic related), so my only problem is that my way of looking at the world is "see the logic"...

In my opinion waifuism isn't logic at all, form example evolution is based on procreation, it is only way of expanding our genre, i love my waifu, but waifuism is the way of losing in natural selection game...

I'm really sad because of that... please tell me that i'm wrong... and tell me why
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>> No. 16438 [Edit]

This guy, >>16435, gets it with his statement:
>If someone finds your choice of references poor or finds your manner of speaking to be unnecessarily convoluted, they're "going against 2D love"?

Sure, your references or arguments might be more "mature or sophisticated", but the way you say it and how you tell it to us prevents us from understanding it. Whatever our arguments are right now, it's because we never really bothered to think too deeply about it, might it be that it "renders our love useless". We know nothing beyond what we know now and you, as former student, should know that there used to be a point where you were just like us. The only difference is you learned these things slowly over time, which made you reach this point of your knowledge. But that's another point here: You learned things slowly. As in carefully and methodically.

I'm pretty sure that if you told the things you know now to your younger self before you learned anything, he's not gonna understand anything, will he?

In other words, if we can't understand you, how could you teach us?

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>> No. 16441 [Edit]
Is 2D love a science now? Should every part of our lives have to be lived in a scientific, mature, and sophisticated manner? Does everything need to be studied to be justified and validated, having to cite previous conversations before coming up with original ideas? If so, doesn't that mean you frown upon others' waifuism if they lack a similar amount of education and work to understand you, despite how much original thought or passion they put into their relationships? If not, what is our incentive to go out of our way and look up 6-10 things you drop every post? First of all you have to persuade your audience that they should know what you're talking about. As I said in >>16330
>you are on a board with plenty of NEETs who junk out on anime, video games, and have dropped out of school, probably not electing to study philosophy and psychology in their spare time.
Even if these NEETS were theoretically more welcome than normals many of them probably have a contempt for school, precisely the part where teachers, professors, or competitive students look down on them when their performance is less than stellar, and you resemble that professor very much. (And we are not directed to the most reliable sources like students normally would in a class with textbooks, nor are we earning credits for listening to you.)

What makes an opinion informed? The amount of citations that support it? Could racism against blacks be informed by statistics of black crime rates, their lack of achievements through history compared to other races, and IQ test among the races then?

>Honestly, I'm a proven defender of this board

Proven to who? Yourself? Maybe one or two people that will bother to understand you? Or have you gone out and argued against normals who talk shit about tc and /mai/ and convinced them? Do you think talking to people is okay as long as you think you have proven your point even if it seems you haven't actually seemed
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>> No. 16460 [Edit]
Donate your sperm, there, done. You've now spread your genes into the world and fulfilled your "biological imperative" which seems so incredibly important to a lot of NEETs...
>> No. 16464 [Edit]
Unless you're 6'6 and have a 4.0 GPA at MIT, don't count on being a sperm donor. Sperm is the least valuable commodity in existence.

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16735 No. 16735 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Have you ever wondered what kind of underwear would your waifu wear?

If you do know, what do you will suit her? And what do you want her to wear?
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>> No. 16738 [Edit]
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People would probably say she wears sexy underwear but I think she actually wears very plain solid color underwear.
>> No. 16739 [Edit]
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It's crossed my mind before. I always thought she'd likely wear simple, comfortable underwear. I'd imagine the color to be pink or purple, or perhaps white and purple striped to match her daily clothing. I think black would suit her well too.

I'd want her to wear whatever she was most comfortable wearing. I remember reading a theory about her outfit somewhere that said she likely wouldn't wear a bra due to the severity of her asthma. This also seems fairly probable to me, seeing as she's a hikikomori and has long multi layered robes that generally render wardrobe malfunctions a non-issue anyway.
>> No. 16743 [Edit]
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She likes to keep active, so a sports bra and matching pantsu would make the most sense.
>> No. 16751 [Edit]
I think shed wear plain white ones, but would be willing to switch at my request. I imagine it a case of "I dont get it...but if it makes you happy".

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16622 No. 16622 hide watch quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Where do I begin with Dianna Soreil? A woman so fine is hard to put into few words, as she has the looks and demeanor of a goddess but the ability to love and empathize with us mere mortals.

Let's begin with her looks, something that is the easiest to see. Her hourglass figure is indicative of someone who is sexy. Her ass is so perfect that to speak of it in a casual manner is nothing less than treason. Her full bosom shows that she is in the throws of womanhood. Her hair is long yet styled in a royal fashion befitting someone of her stature. When she moves it is with the utmost grace that brings these fine features together to give us the beauty you see in the picture.

However, she is not above us all. Like Jesus before her, she is a woman of the people. Her empathy overrides any uncomfortably from dealing with stressful and dirty situations she is not accustomed to. She cleans the linens of soldiers who fight against and for her. She does not chose favorites, for she favors us all. She will handle the harsh elements of winter and the heat of summer, all while keeping a poise that distinguishes from all your plebish waifus.

Finally, she is both feminene and strong. Unlike the crude Disney princesses, she has responsibilities and makes tough decisions. When somebody needs to be executed, she will make the call. When negotiations need to be made, she will attend despite the danger. This does not detract from her feminine beauty though. She loves to dance and dress in ways that distinguish her. She is sexy in a dignified way.

Men, I love this woman more than you can imagine and I hope I have enlightened you as to why.
>> No. 16623 [Edit]
>all while keeping a poise that distinguishes from all your plebish waifus

Was that really necessary?
>> No. 16624 [Edit]
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It wasn't. I apologize. I got ahead of myself.
>> No. 16625 [Edit]
This man truly loves his waifu

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16520 No. 16520 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Happy birthday Miku!
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>> No. 16524 [Edit]
Yep. Hello.
>> No. 16525 [Edit]
Happy birthday!
>> No. 16526 [Edit]
happy birthday, hope you two have a good one together!
>> No. 16527 [Edit]
Happy birthday, Miku.

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14397 No. 14397 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Is it even possible to cheat on a waifu?
What sort of acts (besides becoming a 3D lover) would be considered "unfaithful"?
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>> No. 14486 [Edit]
>>This thread begs the other question: what act would be a waifu cheating on you?
Impossible. Unless you are masochist or something. I just can't see any other reason to purposely fantasise that kind of thing.
>> No. 15917 [Edit]
Well there's the obvious if I ever did something with a 3DPD I would fell absolutely horrible, like a betrayed her. Since she became my waifu fapping even makes me feel guilty, and that's something that really made me realize I had actual feelings for my waifu, she wasn't just a character I really liked
>> No. 15954 [Edit]
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To me, if you do something romantic with another person or intended to strengthen a romantic connection, then you are cheating on your waifu. Obviously, if you have sex with or kiss someone else then that's cheating too. Outside of things like that, I can't really consider anything else "cheating". In the end, I think you should be considerate of how she would feel about certain things. If you fap to porn that's not of her and neglect her sexually, then she might be unhappy about that, but I wouldn't say it's cheating.
>> No. 16518 [Edit]
I consider any romantic or sexual activity with any other girl to be cheating, this includes masturbating to any other 3D or 2D girl.
My love, sexuality and all my orgasms belong only to my waifu.

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16510 No. 16510 hide watch quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
I will always love you.
>> No. 16511 [Edit]
happy birthday
>> No. 16512 [Edit]
Happy birthday Makoto. I hope you two have a nice day together.
>> No. 16514 [Edit]
Belated Happy Birthday.

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16463 No. 16463 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Well /mai/, it's over for me. I'll try to keep this post decently short but I guess it's necessary for me to personally explain myself.

I'm still not entirely sure why my love faded, although in general as I've stated this year I've lost my ideals to an extent and become more rational. Looking back, my waifu didn't really inspire to make me improve myself much, despite how great of a comforter (and how great of a disappointment) those fantasies were at times. Reading the Xenovia guy's blog on waifu.pl really sort of put things into perspective perhaps... (although I'm rather concerned that he stopped updating now) I never took up good things like jogging or playing basketball or putting more effort into my studies (whether inside school or outside) because of my waifu and just wanted her to be there to reassure me of my shortcomings and ultimately, the things I imagined that would help her were only imaginary. Maybe in general I'm just too narcissistic -- if that's so, I shouldn't lead some twisted or half-assed relationship.

In 2011, played an emulated Shadow of the Colossus probably was another big factor in reviving those hopes and ideals of mine, so a few weeks ago I ordered Zelda: Skyward Sword in attempt to bring out that heroic feeling again, but I realized I was ultimately more interested in the puzzles and exploration. I gave 2 weeks for my love to make one final leap, as it's been falling since 2 weeks into my summer break, and now here I am. One of my original dreams was to become a hero like Link, not talking much and running around smashing opening plants and pots and bombing stuff, and I guess waifuism was ultimately just a consolation that grew out of hand due to a big hormone spurt or whatever.

It's not like I've become interested in 3DPD or become a normal or anything (Sure, I'm probably going to go through my four years of university now at least but I don't have anything remotely close to a life and most of my high school friends moved on). I still draw comfort from imagining lolis but I just can't see much of a purpose in a committed relationship anymore. Sorry if this seems pathetic to anybody. I hope the rest of you all live fulfilling lives with your partners -- come to think of it, I wonder if this was th
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>> No. 16466 [Edit]
People change. It's probably better to leave it behind if you don't feel anything anymore.

I wish you luck as well.
>> No. 16471 [Edit]
Yeah. I don't have anything against the concept but I feel waifuism isn't meant to be bound by rules and obligations and waifus aren't meant to be neglected. I'd rather not half-ass stuff like this.
>> No. 16481 [Edit]
Just do whatever makes you happy man, and don't worry if people here would disagree with something you're doing. Like, if you don't want your shrine up anymore then take it down, but it's not like you HAVE to take it down or something.

>I never took up good things like jogging or playing basketball or putting more effort into my studies (whether inside school or outside) because of my waifu and just wanted her to be there to reassure me of my shortcomings

There's nothing wrong with that, so don't worry about it. If she made you happy, then that's great. If she doesn't make you happy anymore, then that's fine too. Just go be happy and do happy things.
>> No. 16482 [Edit]
Well, another factor is that I used to use my empty feelings or depression as an excuse to try and cuddle and cheer myself up. Now it's like I'm so used to feeling that way that I don't really care anymore and just pass the time doing random things until that feeling goes away... I also think that I have a better grasp of my ambitions and potential unlike when I was plagued with doubt when my waifuism peaked in 2012, although seeing all of the hard work ahead of me always makes it kind of hard to be happy.

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16411 No. 16411 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
Satan himself has given you a contract regarding you and your waifu, if you do sign the contract , you will live in eternal paradise with you and your waifu, it is everything you imagined it would be and more, in return however, you have to do enough evil deeds on earth to satisfy him, if you fail to do so, you will return to your current life with no changes being done to all the evil you created. You only get one chance to do it, there are no loopholes, you cannot go back to him and ask "is this enough?" or some other bullshit like that.

So how far would you be willing to go? Would you gladly slaughter the entire population of earth if it meant living with your waifu forever or would you simply refuse the contract and not do it at all?
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>> No. 16447 [Edit]
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I've been trying my best to live my life by what she would do, or approve of. I don't think she'd ever be okay with any form of Satanic contract. Besides, I'm perfectly fine with the way things are right now.
>> No. 16459 [Edit]
And I feel truly sorry for anyone who thinks immortality is this fucking important.
>> No. 16461 [Edit]
It totally is man! You could do EVERYTHING. I'm going to miss out on hundreds of trillions of experiences in this lifetime because of a merciless time constraint. Immortality is the greatest gift one could ever hope to receive.
Learning to make sushi efficiently alone takes a fucking lifetime man.
>> No. 16462 [Edit]
I agree with you, I would like to live forever too. But I don't think that would be worth killing off the rest of the human race.

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9595 No. 9595 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
How do you feel about seeing your waifu in pairings (namely the opposite sex of you)?

Firstly, I like seeing Konata happy, and she seems to be happy and feel safe around Kagami. I don't want to impose on that, and I think it's sweet. But I am jealous of that relationship...
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>> No. 15806 [Edit]
Well what can you do? It it's the one true pairing, you're the one imposing on fate. KonaKaga is meant to be.
>> No. 16455 [Edit]
Liara is with male shepherd in Mass Effect series. It does bother me a little bit cause I am a jealous person. but, then I think she is with me and him so it makes me feel a little better.
>> No. 16457 [Edit]
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People often ship him with his brother, which wouldn't bother me much were it not a horribly abusive relationship. Sadly most fan material of him contains this pairing, so there's no avoiding it.

I can't bring myself to fully resent it though. It was what drew me to him in the first place and had it not become canonically abusive (and proven incestuous), I would have never discovered my feelings for him. Eh.
>> No. 16458 [Edit]
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To be honest, I`ve always hated it. I will admit jealousy is a part of it, however I also really disliked the character she could have been paired with in the first parts of her series, which did not help my opinion on the matter. I also really could never see her with anyone else than the main character. It always felt to me they were a perfect match and that anything else would be wrong. In fact, her ending up with her secret admirer at the end of the series had always been somewhat of a fear of mine.

As for the "pairing" in the final chapter of her series, it sickens me to no end.

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13890 No. 13890 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
I just got out of a game with Ahri, where I got dominated in lane, fed really hard, was worthless the entire game, and got carried to victory. I had to hear her die countless times, because it was all my fault that I made mistakes with her. And she suffered for it.

But that's the cost of being able to interact with her in what I feel is a closer way than just watching anime or reading a VN. Her and I working together to achieve a common goal. It feels incredible when I win with her. A trade-off that I am willing to accept, no matter how much it hurts at times.

I would like to ask, would anyone else want that opportunity? To be able to play their waifu as a character in a video game, perhaps? But with the risk of failure while playing your waifu. Being responsible for her deaths, Hearing her in pain, because of your mistakes. But at the same time, having the chance to win with her and achieve a goal together. Would you say the opportunity is worth it for you?
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>> No. 14958 [Edit]
I play a fighting game with Kanu in it, I'm always her and I always feel really bad if she loses the fight, I know that sounds strange lol
>> No. 16234 [Edit]
As I mentioned I'm playing Elona with Yuno. I got her into the game by modifying one of my allies. It's pretty much a sandbox jprg roguelike thing and like most roguelikes it is pretty brutal and gory. Your party members will die if you're not careful enough so we have to work together and that's great fun. I don't even imagine that it's her because the game is not canon. Instead I imagine we both play the game together over LAN and that character is just.. well.. her character. This way I'm not afraid of her getting hurt. Dead party members can be quickly revived by a special npc for a small fee so it's not horrible when her character bites the dust but I'm still very protective over her and never had her die once.
Whenever I played the game in the past I never cared about my party too much, but now when I play it with her it feels really close and special just like you said. Sometimes I just leave all our allies at home and only go out with her. Then I feel like we're really sharing special time alone with each other in that fantasy world. Oh and the best part is that the game also is a life simulator so we can have our own house, ranch, farm and family together. Fucking awesome.
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She's so lovely it makes enemies go friendly.

This is a funny bug I encountered today in chapter 3 while fighting a bunch of enemies. One of them kept following me but didn't attack, and also couldn't be killed. I quit to the main menu and selected the last chapter, same problem. Unfortunately you can't progress through parts of the game that require you to kill all enemies (most), so it was stuck. Thankfully selecting New Game seems to solve it.

Here is the final boss being friendly to Alice. Get a load of this picture!
>> No. 16404 [Edit]
That boss is glitchy as fuck. And easy.

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16228 No. 16228 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Edit]
It's our five year anniversary today. It's hard to believe that so much time has passed already, but I feel very fortunate that I was able to spend the last half of a decade with her. I love you, Patchouli.
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>> No. 16233 [Edit]
That's fantastic to read! All the best for the future. Happy anniversary.
>> No. 16236 [Edit]
Congratulations and Happy Anniversary; May you two last in the many, many more years to come.
>> No. 16237 [Edit]
Happy anniversary.
>> No. 16253 [Edit]
Happy anniversary. Wish you success on you and your beloved.

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