Also, only half are punctuated and/or capitalized.

I noticed this too because of my OCD but I was too afraid to say it.

Same goes for the Steam group in /vg/. It should be capitalized.

Yeah, Just wait and see if blood doesn't start bleeding up your walls.

there's UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS in there, but you never consecutively get the whole thing after f5ing it.

Feel free to suggest your own.

>>493
"Can't be this cute"

"Hitori bocchi"

"Ain't Nuthin' Ta Fuck Wit"

"I told you, bro. I told you about Tohno-chan."

>>498

"Here is your clue. Make all the red blue."

>Submitted for your approval, here is the story of a small community of outcasts, based in an alternate dimension.

I love these.

"It's not just a tuba, it's a phone!"

"See you, space cowboy"

on the "Warning: chocking hazard - not suitable for children bellow 18" message "choking" is misspelled

'Blah blah blah are you even reading this'

"When I've been masturbating for 20 minutes, I expect a better orgasm."

"It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view!"

Resent /riˈzent/: eg "That man resents his childhood."

"Whats at the end of Satan's rainbow?"

The reference is obscure: see video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCA7--Qcp78). Its fitting if you get it though.

is like heg got BROAD SIDE SCHOOL FED up the BONE BULGE

>>614
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=015.jpg

When I visit Tohno-chan and see whatever slogan has come up this time, I can't help but find it extremely cute. I also think the little "- Tohno-chan took 0.03 seconds to load - " in the bottom corner is cute too.

I don't really get how something like that can be cute, but I still want to hug it none the less.

>>638
We love Tohno!

life is just a long wank with a much anticipated but ultimately disappointing orgasm at the end

OR

life is just a long wank where you give up in the middle because you can't keep an erection anymore

<--- Oh boy... that's my Tohno.


Also, I'd sugest:
"JAKKA-JAKKA JAN-JAN, JAKKA-JAN, JAKKA-HAI!!!
JAKKA-JAKKA JAN-JAN, JAKKA-JAN, JAKKA-HAI!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRrDpoioGRg

TetーTetーTeh～　NandeDESUKAAA～♬　(￣∀￣)ﾉ☆

>>678
Dohoho. Too bad the yaisha slide one is too short.

THIS IS THE LIBERTY WE'VE WON FOR OURSELVES....
TOHNO-CHAN...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geR9HS-M3I0

Living at the top
When you're at the fucking bottom.

More smiles with Tohno-chan.

Any time is Tohno-chan time.

Tohno-chan, the real obsession.

Start your day right, with Tohno-chan.

Tohno-chan, the smartest thing on Earth.

Follow the arrow and you follow tohno-chan.

Tohno-chan - Sage
or
Tohno-chan - I hate this.

"I wish I could use THAT"

"If it's for tohno onii-chan, I'll try my best!"

"If things get worse I can always kill myself"

>>875
>"If things get worse I can always kill myself"
Lawd

>>878
That's my life's motto. It almost makes me feel better, in a way

Proud to be wizards!

(You know, about the joke that if you're still a virgin at 30 you'll gain magical powers.)

wait what

>>903
You stop smoking yet?

>>904
Actually it made him start smoking. This experiment has gone completely awry!

>>904

I never smoked.

Actually, I thought about stoping, a couple months ago; but then I bought the Zippo with mai waifu on it...
Anyway, I don't smoke much anymore; usually just 2-4 cigarrettes a day (or night, to be more precise).

Post edited on 10th May 2011, 10:56pm

>>888
Most of us are 22 though.

Smoke weed errday

>>903

>>904
Stop attacking SSRH!

"This is good.... isn't it?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P017y_pbAsY
"You're pretty good."
Don't want to flood the slogans with MGS quotes but those two I feel fit.

"Cheer up you're not dead yet"

>>945
I think not being dead yet would actually have a negative effect on most people here.

>>514
also so is "below"

I don't know if these misspellings are meant to be deliberate, but this one has a typo.

"Self hate and depression are now is style!"

Post edited on 2nd Jun 2011, 4:44pm

'Have you heard about our legend?' is kinda cool but I think it's okay to be a little more in-your-face with a reference in this case and just go with 'Our legend begins in the 12th century'.

But in the end, I wouldn't want to trade my dream girl for a real one.

Welcome to Tohno-chan. Our main service is living. Or more appropriately, dying.

Does my mum count?

Moe? Is this MOE?

I have a suggestion. Maybe instead of having the quotes above in rotation, we can take quotes taken from really good lines from the posts on TC?

>>1349
maybe... but I really like the derpy quotes as well.

>>1349
>>1356

Same person

>>1365
Also this guy probably

>>6163

>>1365
Can't see the posts your're referencing, but I didn't write them.

504 Connect to BLABLABLA.onion:80 failed: SOCKS error: host unreachable

Our princess is in another castle.

"Does my mom count?"

"I wouldn't know"

swimming in a sea of mental disorders

(╯°□°）╯︵ uɐɥɔ-ouɥoʇ

>>1514
I like this.

Our legend begins in the 12th century

The hell does that even mean?

>>1521
it's from soul eater

one of the slogans mentions the admin password. It's fake right...?

in the one that says "Is there anything better then moe?", the then should be a than

1-4-O . O-4-1

>>1675
That's Tohno's trademark.

>>1677

Really? I thought 'specking' is his trademark.

>>1684
wunderful.

Lack of spelling in general is his trademark.

"Give me moe or give me death."

How about (source is Danbooru's "Quotable Dialogue" pool):
>Already pitching a tent in our crotch.
>The forest is ripe with the stench of bitches!
>CLENCH THOSE TEETH, YOU RICE-FACED WHORE!
>Someday, this board will definitely open up its asshole.

>>1750

That all sounds very lewd.

I just noticed the "Fear is the mind killer" one. Couldn't help reciting the rest in my mind

>I'm always forgeting my password, this should be a good place to keep it! name:admin pass:f5l33t247365

Please, never ever change, Tohno-chan.

"Stop the life, I want to get off."

Well, well, ring a gong everybody, cuz it's TOOOHNOOO-CHAAAN

Lives in sente.

>THIS IS THE LIBERTY WE'VE WON FOR OURSELVES! ...TOHNO-CHAN

As one who is getting into the Metal Gear Solid series, this put a smile on my face.

"You are not the worst."
"Failure is an illusion."

"Kick logic to the curb, let the hate flow through you!"

"tohno put this line into rotation or else i will feel left out"

"cool and cute"

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

"Do you have the courage to be a lazy bum?"

http://pastebin.com/RwFUCbvy

Directly from the source code.

>>1996
>"The courage to be a lazy bum"

Fix'd.

>>2017
found that by chance last night while adding in some more.
or might have been another version.

(it's a few lines out of date by the way)

>>2017
I didn't realize there were so many.

"Don't worry, I still love you."

``Disappointment is an everyday thing."

the "LEAVE ME ALONE" one scared me for a bit

Oh shit nigga...

>>1880
I just saw that one, hahaha.

"You can't spell 'Tohno-chan' without 'oh no'."

>>2040
I think you're probably confusing the meaning of "ohno".
In this context it certainly must be a Genshiken reference.

>>2041

DAT GOUF

This slogan has a second <b> instead of </b>.

If you like, I can go through them all and find the spelling mistakes/duplicates. It's not like I have anything better to do with my time...

>>2061
Thanks for pointing that out, and if you would like to, by all means.

"WE ARE DOOMED!"
"Heh, nah, I guess I'm no one."
"Despair! The 3D world has left us in despair!"

>>2062
According to iOS's debug console, there are 17 errors on the page.

the slogans vanished!

>>2071
Happens sometimes during updates.
Nothing to worry about.

"The help ain't short if you're digging your own grave"

"I'll help you dig it"

I finally got around to what I promised in >>2061:
http://pastebin.com/SzJ6pu26
This is a modified list of the slogans taken directly from the source code, so you should be able to replace it quite easily. The vast majority of changes were just capitalisation at the beginnings of sentences and full stops at the ends.

Additionally:
171 is a repeat of 161
251 is a repeat of 245
265 is a repeat of 258
You may wish to put some </br>s in 300 (just an idea).

>>2254
Cool thanks, by the way, any you think I should maybe remove?

>>2255
My pleasure.

The ones saying "Please kill me" and so on (235, 254, 266, 268) are a little... distasteful? Perhaps just keep one of them.

I think my personal favourite has to be 20, "True love is only a dimension away".

>>2256
I'll be sure to remove them.
also, did you happen to add in any ' while editing it? all it takes is one ' without a \ in front of it to brake the script.

>>2257
I did add a few apostrophes and I tried to make sure they all had \s before them. Apologies if I missed any.

Post edited on 16th Mar 2012, 5:31pm

>>2258
Took me a while to find it, but there was one on line 195.
All good now though.

>>2256

I think the "please kill me" ones are hilarious.

Sometimes some black humor is all right.

>Darling, this is Harry, this evening I want you to eat my beaned crabs and reform the ninja empire.

What the hell man

>>2302
The source of many slogans can be found by simply goggling them, some are just random gibberish.

But since that particular line doesn't come up easily, I'll just post this vid.
(5:57)

Post edited on 31st Mar 2012, 2:10am

"To feel fully alive, is not the risk of suffering and death indispensable? "

4 : 1 : 2.5

>>2335
True perfection.

>Living at the top
>When you're at the fucking bottom.

Thanks for this one, this song always brings a song to my face.

"How can someone inconsistent mess up so consistently?"

"you suck OP"
"this thread sucks"
"shinden you suck! stop sucking so much!"
"suck me off!"
"this is gonna suck"
"suck is suck and suck me suck the fuck"

I like these.

"Do you love the things of this world, or have they caused you pain?"

'For every dollar you spend on Tohno-Chan, we donate 5¢ to the Save the 2D Foundation'

" Fuck you, it's hard thinking of slogans."

"lolis"

Post edited on 19th Dec 2012, 1:03pm

eh?

>>3308

>I wanna do a drug that makes my dick shrink My brain melt and my heart beat like a drum, Can I get some, can I get some?
Adderall?

>>3332
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_NB3DivNyM

>Be yourself, by yourself, Stay away from me.
But whyyyy? Ne, Tohno-nii-chan...

>>3341
Because you suck.

>>3341
TC is the last place I expected to see Pantera lyrics.

Are you talking to me?!

this should be the subtitle of /th/

“You dim-witted…dense…dumb…daft…dippy…dorky…doltish DOOFUS!”

>>3343
"hard" music? yeah, apparently /tc/ has a taste for it too.

"My head really hurts."

Post edited on 31st Jan 2013, 12:01pm

“Ｇｅｔ　ｊｉｇｇｙ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｉｔ”

>Not for sale or rent or auction!
>support the industry and delete this imageboard when it gets licensed!

W-what does this mean? I don't want Tohno-chan to go away.

Post edited on 4th Feb 2013, 6:55pm

>>3518
you know we have a thread on this board for the source/meaning of each and every slogan right?

>>3519
I know. I thought this was it. It would appear I posted in the wrong thread. I was just fucking around though, so no harm done.

>>3520
It's cool, don't worry about it.
also, http://tohno-chan.com/fb/res/3234.html

"Win some, lose some, it's all the same to me"

>>3529
"I don't wanna live forever. By apparently I am."

>The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?
On an existential level: yes it does, of course.

Post edited on 5th Feb 2013, 11:55pm

>>3529

I'd rather have I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the Ace of Spades.

>>3531
I remember doing a test for this to see just how important my existence was back in the first grade. I closed my eyes and covered my ears and said a big and loud "aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh".

I knew the result as soon as I had the entire class and teacher looking at me and felt a bit foolish, but I had learned what I wanted to learn at the time. I think that I left a bad impression and made them think that I was retarded.

"Dog's Holy Life"

Post edited on 7th Feb 2013, 1:19pm

>>3533
But you did have to open your eyes again to see that: you had to rely on your biased senses once again to produce another (allegedly realistic) figure of the world and to interpretate it as embarrassing, which is just a (social) convention as well. And that's precisely the point: whatever might be out there, for you there's no such thing as visible world when your eyes cannot see it; and just like the visual world only comes to existence IN THE MIND when the subject/dasein sees it, there's no attainable world beyond the figurative ones that your senses and intellect might be able to construct (i.e. absent senses entail absent worlds).

TL;DR There might be a world out there (and I'm betting on it), but we can't tell anything about it since the only thing you'll ever get to know is the fictions you take for valid for the limited time you may live.

-------------------------------
“The world and life are one. I am my world. (The microcosm.)” -L. Wittgenstein

Post edited on 6th Feb 2013, 10:30pm

Is it just me or did the slogans disappear?

>>3536
Sorry about that, was just adding a few of these in.

>>3537
That's good. I always enjoy seeing them.

>The curse of the mind is that it never forgets

Nooooo.
The curse of the mind is being rapt in itself, yet unable to form a figure of itself.

You guys cannot have all those quotes from rock songs and still miss:

>I have become comfortably numb.

"I'll be the first in the river and the last to swim."

Form is Void and Void is Form.

Gone, gone, gone beyond, gone altogether beyond.

It's not about his prescription brain, deprived of pills that keep it sane

"Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow."

I'm so hollow

Abstinence is free.

“Not another step, potato molester！”

That's because you put that rule on /so/ and we lost count.

Que sera sera.

>>3867
It's Qué será será... not que sera sera.

>>3915
Quit being so diacritical.

“でんわ　でろ”

“#Ａ web site”

"We don't need you! We need nothing!"

"One must not die from despair, but live on it"

All I wanted was a Pepsi

The Internet Love Machine

The best lubricant for anal sex is NOT tears. It's blood.

>>4437
nope

The Dr. Pepper's Loli Hearts Club Van

"Real babes aren't born. They're drawn."

"Haruhi church members only. Not a christian board"

Smile and the world smiles with you. Cry and I'll give you a reason to cry little pansy.

“Life is short and I can’t waste my time with the real world anymore”.

Not sure if slogan or system message.

>>4574
slogan

>>4574
Slogan, yeah. There's also one for Tor broken links.

>╰(ಠ_ಠ)╯♡ Ｗｈａｔ　╰(ಠ_ಠ)╯♤ ｃｏｌｏｒ ╰(ಠ_ಠ)╯♧　ｉｓ ╰(ಠ_ಠ)╯◇◇　ｙｏｕｒ ▿╰(ಠ_ಠ)╯▿　ｅｇｇ？ ▾╰(ಠ_ಠ)╯▾

I don't understand

>>4583
You know we got a thread on this board explaining where every single slogan comes from

btw, watch Shugo Chara

“We shall shine the light of Zvezda upon this vast earth!”

I have no interest in most things in this world. Besides, I hate women. Don't talk to me.

nem why wont you answer me

I enjoyed the show.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Thou talk'st of nothing.

Of all the people in the world that I don't like, and I'm in a room full of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eov1mmCWm84

Think I won the Powerball.

I won.

Sir, yes sir!

"Served over (number of visitors today) today!"

To imitate those mcdonalds signs. Don't know if this would be possible even, it just came up so it doesn't really matter either way.

>>4904
sounds like a nice idea.

>>4904
With the power of php. I know some guys here use php.

"Despair" redirects here. For other uses of despair, see Despair (disambiguation)

"Despair" redirects here. For other uses of despair, see Despair (disambiguation)

'Despair' redirects here. For other uses of despair, see Despair (disambiguation)

Sorry for the triple post. I'm still getting errors posting here.

“あわわ”

>>5048
“Oh, no, no, we don't miss people!
Oh, we hardly notice that they're gone!”

>>5122
You ams a dildos.

>>5123
I've been found！

“And now we're here.”

“THE DREAM IS DEAD”

“OC DOUGH NAUGHT STEEL”

Fix that missing "!

"Tohno-chan, for your health!"

"We'll run where lights won't chase us."

"We might fight amongst each other, but I promise you this: we'll burn this bitch down if you get us pissed."

“This is a tuna with bacon for you and me~! ♡”

“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

Your friends... I wonder... Do these people think of you... as a friend?

I pledge my life to you. I shall live, and die, by the kawaii uguu~

My mother was taken to the metal clink. They locked her up for being a loser.

----

For the second time I told the preacher to fuck off. I also told Reverend Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's dick.

>>5209
tohno delivers

I Expect nothing, and I'm still let down

Translate server error

We can go no further. I am no more.

“Something cold and pure”

Yuri approved!

“Say "Yoyu-chi!" in cheerful face！”

"You live then you die - all alone..."

My heart is tainted but my crotch is chaste.

Context: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1351109

"No bully!"

"Follow the cold shiver running down your spine."

“Point me in the direction of their boobs!”

what right do you have to complain about the lack of 'quality' posts when you havin't made any yourself? I've been watching over this site every day I could, every week, every month for years. Even when away from the site I'm thinking of posts to make, ways to help it, improve it, creating themes and banners and so on. What have you done for the site? You come here contributing absolutely NOTHING and try to lecture me on how to run this place? You must be out of your god damn mind son.

>>5664
Seriously?

>>5665
Its true though.

>>5760
if you insist

>>5664
wasn't that a post from tohno?
why are you being so meta anon?

>>5665
i'm fairly certain that was directed at me specifically and not you or anyone else in general *edit* hadn't seen that other thread yet, nevermind

anyway i just did see th

Post edited on 2nd Oct 2015, 11:48pm

“Somebody! Will somebody please help everyone?”

>The misery feedback loop went full circle.

“THESE DONUTS ARE GREAT! JELLY-FILLED ARE MY FAVORITE! NOTHING BEATS A JELLY-FILLED DONUT!”

>>5813
EAT YOUR HAMBURGERS, APOLLO

Time flies when you're doing nothing.

"kuso"
or
"クソスレ" would be good

Meddl leude

"Tits are life, Ass is hometown"

>>5879

what a shitty place to grow up.

You can leave Tohno-chan, but Tohno-chan will never leave you.

Would be cool if the boards had more slogans too

>>5907
You mean if each board had it's own rotating slogans like the front page does?

>>5908
Yes, exactly

>>5910
Shit, I never even noticed that. Any suggestions for what to change it too?

>>5912
Guess that'll do for now.

>>5909
I think the problem with doing that is we already have tons of slogans on the front page that work for most of the boards, and unless we took some of them out it'd be a bit hard to think of many original ones for each board. In other words all the good shit's already being used else wear.

>>5916
I tend to visit certain boards rather than the main page, guess I should check the main page more often

“ＹＥＳ！ＹＥＳ！ＹＥＳ！ＯＨ！ＭＹ！ＧＯＤ！”

"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"

Do you ever think about consensual tentacle sex and suddenly find yourself bad at driving rocket fueled remote controlled cars?

Tentacles > footlong boyfriend

Life is a $20 whore and I've got 5 bucks.

"Ruby-chan gives me the strenght to smile every day. Thank you Ruby-chan. I love you and I will forever support you."

Kawanishi-Noseguchi Kinunobebashi Takiyama Uguisunomori Tsuzumigataki Tada Hirano Ichinotorii Uneno Yamashita Sasabe Kofudai Tokiwadai Myoukenguchi.

Is any one in this chatroom planning to commit violence against property, corporations, and/or human beings?

(fuck cube was underrated)

I believe... I believe... every day is a good day when you post

Around the world I've traveled, strolling trough dozens of countries and thousands of lands, taking my time to feed my knowledge with the wisdom that folklore and history brings along.

"Clench your asshole really tight and scream the word from the bottom of your heart！！！"

Hey kid, wanna buy some moe?

You see this yukkuri? Do what she does, take it the fuck easy, damn it.