Also, only half are punctuated and/or capitalized.

I noticed this too because of my OCD but I was too afraid to say it.

Same goes for the Steam group in /vg/. It should be capitalized.

Yeah, Just wait and see if blood doesn't start bleeding up your walls.

there's UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS in there, but you never consecutively get the whole thing after f5ing it.

Feel free to suggest your own.

>>493
"Can't be this cute"

"Hitori bocchi"

"Ain't Nuthin' Ta Fuck Wit"

"I told you, bro. I told you about Tohno-chan."

>>498

"Here is your clue. Make all the red blue."

>Submitted for your approval, here is the story of a small community of outcasts, based in an alternate dimension.

I love these.

"It's not just a tuba, it's a phone!"

"See you, space cowboy"

on the "Warning: chocking hazard - not suitable for children bellow 18" message "choking" is misspelled

'Blah blah blah are you even reading this'

"When I've been masturbating for 20 minutes, I expect a better orgasm."

"It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view!"

Resent /riˈzent/: eg "That man resents his childhood."

"Whats at the end of Satan's rainbow?"

The reference is obscure: see video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCA7--Qcp78). Its fitting if you get it though.

is like heg got BROAD SIDE SCHOOL FED up the BONE BULGE

>>614
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=015.jpg

When I visit Tohno-chan and see whatever slogan has come up this time, I can't help but find it extremely cute. I also think the little "- Tohno-chan took 0.03 seconds to load - " in the bottom corner is cute too.

I don't really get how something like that can be cute, but I still want to hug it none the less.

>>638
We love Tohno!

life is just a long wank with a much anticipated but ultimately disappointing orgasm at the end

OR

life is just a long wank where you give up in the middle because you can't keep an erection anymore

<--- Oh boy... that's my Tohno.


Also, I'd sugest:
"JAKKA-JAKKA JAN-JAN, JAKKA-JAN, JAKKA-HAI!!!
JAKKA-JAKKA JAN-JAN, JAKKA-JAN, JAKKA-HAI!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRrDpoioGRg

TetーTetーTeh～　NandeDESUKAAA～♬　(￣∀￣)ﾉ☆

>>678
Dohoho. Too bad the yaisha slide one is too short.

THIS IS THE LIBERTY WE'VE WON FOR OURSELVES....
TOHNO-CHAN...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geR9HS-M3I0

Living at the top
When you're at the fucking bottom.

More smiles with Tohno-chan.

Any time is Tohno-chan time.

Tohno-chan, the real obsession.

Start your day right, with Tohno-chan.

Tohno-chan, the smartest thing on Earth.

Follow the arrow and you follow tohno-chan.

Tohno-chan - Sage
or
Tohno-chan - I hate this.

"I wish I could use THAT"

"If it's for tohno onii-chan, I'll try my best!"

"If things get worse I can always kill myself"

>>875
>"If things get worse I can always kill myself"
Lawd

>>878
That's my life's motto. It almost makes me feel better, in a way

Proud to be wizards!

(You know, about the joke that if you're still a virgin at 30 you'll gain magical powers.)

wait what

>>903
You stop smoking yet?

>>904
Actually it made him start smoking. This experiment has gone completely awry!

>>904

I never smoked.

Actually, I thought about stoping, a couple months ago; but then I bought the Zippo with mai waifu on it...
Anyway, I don't smoke much anymore; usually just 2-4 cigarrettes a day (or night, to be more precise).

Post edited on 10th May 2011, 10:56pm

>>888
Most of us are 22 though.

Smoke weed errday

>>903

>>904
Stop attacking SSRH!

"This is good.... isn't it?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P017y_pbAsY
"You're pretty good."
Don't want to flood the slogans with MGS quotes but those two I feel fit.

"Cheer up you're not dead yet"

>>945
I think not being dead yet would actually have a negative effect on most people here.

>>514
also so is "below"

I don't know if these misspellings are meant to be deliberate, but this one has a typo.

"Self hate and depression are now is style!"

Post edited on 2nd Jun 2011, 4:44pm

'Have you heard about our legend?' is kinda cool but I think it's okay to be a little more in-your-face with a reference in this case and just go with 'Our legend begins in the 12th century'.

But in the end, I wouldn't want to trade my dream girl for a real one.

Welcome to Tohno-chan. Our main service is living. Or more appropriately, dying.

Does my mum count?

Moe? Is this MOE?

I have a suggestion. Maybe instead of having the quotes above in rotation, we can take quotes taken from really good lines from the posts on TC?

>>1349
maybe... but I really like the derpy quotes as well.

>>1349
>>1356

Same person

>>1365
Also this guy probably

>>6163

>>1365
Can't see the posts your're referencing, but I didn't write them.

504 Connect to BLABLABLA.onion:80 failed: SOCKS error: host unreachable

Our princess is in another castle.

"Does my mom count?"

"I wouldn't know"

swimming in a sea of mental disorders

(╯°□°）╯︵ uɐɥɔ-ouɥoʇ

>>1514
I like this.

Our legend begins in the 12th century

The hell does that even mean?

>>1521
it's from soul eater

one of the slogans mentions the admin password. It's fake right...?

in the one that says "Is there anything better then moe?", the then should be a than

1-4-O . O-4-1

>>1675
That's Tohno's trademark.

>>1677

Really? I thought 'specking' is his trademark.

>>1684
wunderful.

Lack of spelling in general is his trademark.

"Give me moe or give me death."

How about (source is Danbooru's "Quotable Dialogue" pool):
>Already pitching a tent in our crotch.
>The forest is ripe with the stench of bitches!
>CLENCH THOSE TEETH, YOU RICE-FACED WHORE!
>Someday, this board will definitely open up its asshole.

>>1750

That all sounds very lewd.

I just noticed the "Fear is the mind killer" one. Couldn't help reciting the rest in my mind

>I'm always forgeting my password, this should be a good place to keep it! name:admin pass:f5l33t247365

Please, never ever change, Tohno-chan.

"Stop the life, I want to get off."

Well, well, ring a gong everybody, cuz it's TOOOHNOOO-CHAAAN

Lives in sente.

>THIS IS THE LIBERTY WE'VE WON FOR OURSELVES! ...TOHNO-CHAN

As one who is getting into the Metal Gear Solid series, this put a smile on my face.

"You are not the worst."
"Failure is an illusion."

"Kick logic to the curb, let the hate flow through you!"

"tohno put this line into rotation or else i will feel left out"

"cool and cute"

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

"Do you have the courage to be a lazy bum?"

http://pastebin.com/RwFUCbvy

Directly from the source code.

>>1996
>"The courage to be a lazy bum"

Fix'd.

>>2017
found that by chance last night while adding in some more.
or might have been another version.

(it's a few lines out of date by the way)

>>2017
I didn't realize there were so many.

"Don't worry, I still love you."

``Disappointment is an everyday thing."

the "LEAVE ME ALONE" one scared me for a bit

Oh shit nigga...

>>1880
I just saw that one, hahaha.

"You can't spell 'Tohno-chan' without 'oh no'."