lol, 12 minimin word limit
Ribbit ribbit, /lol/!
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barp
What the fuck did you just fucking spin about me you little fidget spinner? I'll have you know I spun top of my class in the Fidget Spinner Academy and I've been involved in numerous secret fidget spinning competitions, and I have over 300 solid gold fidget spinners. I am trained in gorilla fidget spinning and I'm the top fidget spinning spinner in the entire US competitive scene. You are nothing to me but just another fidget spinner. I will spin you the fuck out with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think can spin away with spinning that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spinner spies across the USA and your IP is being spun right now so you better prepare for the cyclone, spinner. The cyclone that unspins the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking unspun, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can unspin you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed spinning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of spinner of the United States Fidget Spinner Organization and I will use it to its full extent to unspin your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little spinner. If only you could have known what unspinning retrispinning your little "clever" spin was about to spin down upon you, maybe you would not have spun your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the spinner, you goddamn spinner. I will spin fury all over you and you will unspin in it. You're fucking unspun kiddo.
Give me your soul, now.
No way, it's worth at least 10 bucks
You will never get it!
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Seriously, put me down!
Up you go.
What the fuck, put me down!
Time to clean up thia place.
no
*bang* you're dead!
TC gets patriotic on mobile.
What in the fuck?