I feel sorry if you long company this much, i guess having only one person i could call family since i was born has helped me to cope with what people call loneliness so i really can't relate...

I have a plush which I carry around me in my bookbag when I go places. He (they?) squeaks when I squeeze the plush.

No, I talk to myself sometimes though.
Not really conversations just one-liners like "you fucking retard" or something like that when I did something stupid.

I'm an inanimate object.

I've tried with my figs from time to time but I don't bother much these days because they're assholes who always just ignore me. I'd love it if they'd respond, it'd be nice to have cute little friends.

I used to talk to myself and attempt to encourage self as kid

I talk to myself, although I guess more or less I talk to an invisible audience always watching me

I normally talk by myself a lot but I fear that my parents hear me from time to time and feel bad for me. I feel bad for me as well so I kind of understand them.

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>Not really conversations just one-liners like "you fucking retard" or something like that when I did something stupid.

I do this too, although it's always an internal voice. I also tend to have longer internal conversations with myself when I'm doing mundane daily tasks like showering, eating, or cleaning.

Only when they malfunction, mostly to my car and computer. Also I've talked to plants before pls dont die I say and they die half of the time.

I have high hopes for AI, shit just look at Tay, its amazing how far tech has come.