Once a day usually. If I know when I'm gonna be home alone in advance I try to save up for then

Around 2 or 3 times a day. It used to be once a day in my teens, but somehow I've increased frequency in contrast to what people say online.

Now my biggest dilema is either to keep going with a sore penis from overfapping, or sore balls from not enough fapping. My testicles start to ache if I don't to it at least twice a day.

maybe 4 times a week.

At least 5 times on a normal day. I once counted up to 12.

For me, it's just like needing to pee: a mere physical drive to get rid off, not really bonded with romance, love or even actually enjoyable eroticism (which is purely aesthetical/voyeurist: no touching or cum involved). In fact, I need to pee a lot as well.

Sometimes I go through weeks without fapping at all, sometimes I need to fap at least 7 times a day to function properly. My lust is very fickle

But usually I fap 4-5 times a week, and it's as >>2924 said, just a drive to get rid of

>>2922
>sore balls from not enough fapping

I heard about it from a fellow otaku, a few years ago. He didn't fap at all and started to get really ill, so the doctor prescribed him to start doing so. It's pretty humilliating, really; it more or less puts us men in a similar position than women with their periods, with sexuality intruding with our bodies and lives.

I want to become a cyborg soon.

Lately it's only once a day. But if I'm really in the mood it can go to at least a couple of times. I've been keeping myself busy so I've only had to stick to once a day, though. Enough to collect my porn and enough to not have to do it for the day.

>>2926
what about having your balls removed?

>>2926
I have trouble believing this. In college, I didn't fap for ~1/2 a year at a time, and had no problems.

Nowadays, I usually fap around 3 times a week.

When I was a teenager, though, I could fap 4 times on a good day, but for most days it was just once or twice. On some occasions, I could get off without even touching myself, which I did during school a couple times while pretending to be asleep.

Things like this are what I miss about puberty.

>>2928
I really have considered it. But I don't know.

About 5 times a week. After doing it, I typically feel refreshed and sharp.

About once a day. Some days off every now and then. I can't go more than three times a day and that is really pushing it. It isn't even worth the third time. Too much work for a really lousy ending.

It takes me a long time to recharge. Intervals between faps need to be several hours.

The longer the interval between faps, the better it feels.

Go a few days without, then try it. It will blow your mind.

>>2931
what do you need them for?

>>2934
>>2934
Testosterone.
I like looking like a man, thanks.

My balls have never gotten sore, I don't know what's wrong with you guys.

Push your dick against the side of your leg with your thumb until you're ready to cum, then pull it out and jerk it to finish on the table. Simple. No ball pain, no exhausting arm movements, no fapping sound.

If you don't care about making a mess, don't pull it out. It's a satisfying orgasm when you haven't jerked at all and just cum from applying pressure; only downside is cum on your leg and pants/underwear.

I masturbate about once a day and only spend about 10 or 15 minutes a day now. I used to spend half the day masturbating sometimes, and I'd ejaculate maybe 3 or 4 times each day. I wish I had no sex drive at all, but my current masturbation habits are not very bothersome.

>>2935
Indeed. Who knows how the body may react and, personally, I do not want to be the little girl.

I mean, yeah: "Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel..."; the entire biological body is a a despicable prison of the mind, which endlessly rotes and someday will terribly fail. But what I want is to be in full control as man, insofar as a man, certainly not to be a broken one. As a cyborg? well, who knows.

A somewhat related question.
How many wet dreams have you ever had?

I had less than ten my whole life. It seems impossible to not fap for so long that one of those happens.

>>2939
yeah, with a complete cyborg body, then I wouldn't mind. No reason to purposefully cripple myself if I can't have one though.

>>2941
I think about five. Last time I had one was maybe a year ago, when I decided to abstain from fapping for a couple of weeks.

>>2941
None that I can remember. But I've had many erotic dreams over my life (most of them ending weird).

>>2941
I don't think that I've even had one at all. The closest thing to that might be when I find myself humping my bed at night when I wake up, but aside from that I don't think I've ever had that.

>>2941
3. One was after I didn't fap for 2 weeks because i was on a family vacation, one was after I didn't fap for 4 days, and the last one was a few weeks ago even though I had masturbated the night before

>>2941
I've had one. It was a dream about touching a girls' butt.

>>2939
Removing your balls isn't going to turn you into a little girl, it'll just turn you into some kind of transexual/eunuch-type thing who probably can't stop their urine from flowing out.

>>2949
Well that's bad enough.

>>2928

>>2941
Seconding this >>2945 . I've never had one.

0-3 times per day.

I find that if I don't jerk off for a few days I'll forget all about it. I can go weeks without getting the urge. It sounds all fine and dandy but I absolutely abhor wet dreams, they sound cool but I have no control about what I dream about.

For example In one of my wet dreams I was fucking the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz.

>>2972
That's pretty Robot Chicken.

1 every few days

>>2926
wait, seriously? Tell me more.

>>2991
About that guy? that's pretty much it: he just passingly mentioned it once. I haven't contacted him in years, but I don't think he's doing nearly as bad as we may (he's not a NEET, nor a shut-in).

>>2939
>>2942
Future project:

HYPERPENIS
A synthetic device for cyborgs modeled after a conventional and fully sensitive male member, but modified for sexual use as to perform like a Sybian.

Come on, guys, let's make it happen.
Do it for her.

I haven't jerked off in weeks.I hope that once I fill my computer screen with hentai that I'll get some urge. Kind of weird that I am forcing myself to do it.

every morning wood . It only takes less than 3 minutes to cum and I spend the rest of the day sexually satisfied.

>>2936
this feels incredibly warm and soft, and it drives me crazy but I can't seem to reach the climax

Fapping is my emotion medicine.
Im pretty much dead inside and wouldn't give 2 shits if parents died or something.
But if I go 3 days without a fap I can go for a year.

Usually twice a day, first thing in the morning and just before bed.

Once a week, if I do it more often I feel slightly empty and tired, if I wait longer I start feeling restless and attracted to live action females.

Once a day typically. Sometimes when I'm in the mood, that goes up to 5 times in a row. I don't even have to take breaks then.

1-3 times a day. If I happen to not be home the entire day or longer for whatever reason, then I end up not doing it that/those day(s). Probably the longest I've gone without fapping ever since I discovered it was maybe 4 days tops.

Letting it build by not fapping for a day is fun, but it's also annoying and challenging.

5-8 times per day.

I have nothing else to do.

Usually 2 to 4 times a day, but right now Im on a break for a day or two. I was starting to spend like 4 hours doing it 3 times in a row and felt worn out afterwards.

Once to a few times a day, but I feel it's unhealthy. I'm trying to spread it out more and more, hopefully I can get it down to once a week instead, but it's hard. I'm just always bored with nothing to do but fap.

It used to be 2-5 times a day. Now it's slowed down to once every few days - once a week unless I'm feeling extraordinarily horny. Last week I fapped 3 times in one day and I felt so sore and worn out afterwards. I wonder how much of the libido loss is the depression and how much if it is no longer being a teenager.

>>2941
Probably around five... I think of three that I can distinctly remember although there are parts of my adolescence that I really do not remember very well/at all. I have had loads of erotic dreams though; I'd say around a third to half of the dreams I've had since I was seven or so have been erotic in some way.

4-5 times a day.

>>2927
Love that picture <3 Rei-chan is my waifu

Anyways, I do 3-4 times per day usually, I think it is feels so good and relaxing.

Once every 2-3 days usually. It used to be a lot more often, but it went down greatly after desperately suppressing what was once my greatest fetish that I used to fap all day every day to.
For some unknown reason, I started feeling quite guilty about sexualizing 2d girls, making me feel like shit after every fap, so I'm trying to reduce the frequency.

Post edited on 9th Apr 2016, 8:50am

>How often?
I average about 3 times a day, sometimes more sometimes less.

>How you feel about it?
I think I would like a handjob from someone. I think a would be satisfied with one handjob a day, but noone wants to touch me so I touch myself 3 times a day.

Such is Life.

Varies a lot, from around 5 times a day to not fapping at all a week or more. I do get boners quite frequently though, if I'm not in the mood, I just wait until my dick has calmed down.

I'm sometimes disgusted by it but I think that has more to do with being disgusted by the human body and how it works in general, not really conscience or something.

Twice a week

No-sechs September

Be strong

2016-10 Resist

Feng Shui!

No fap?

*I must resist*

Control, Milady

Focussssssss

It *will* get better.

It will (not) get better.

Why not?

Dry July is over...

About four times a week, and contra the current internet mood, not very good. Something is wrong with me. This thinned-out ghostness is not a healthy way to be.