>Who is your waifu?
Eerie from Telemonster. He's a vigorous little werewolf lad who always struts his stuff!
>When was her last official appearance?
Just two days ago, season 1 episode 39. His show is ongoing.
He helped train a pro wrestler on how to do a proper headbutt, it was a very good episode, very befitting of his character. Didn't get to enjoy it much though, I'll get to that later...
>How old were you when you fell for your waifu?
19, just a few weeks away from turning 20.
>How long have you loved her for?
One year and 20 days.
>What was your love/sex life like before her?
Is this even allowed to be spoken of here? Heh.
I had a couple, some IRL, some online, they were all very shallow and unfulfilling.
...Probably because most were women. I'm a bit of an MGTOW fag. None of them ever wronged me, I'm not some asshurt man defeated, I just see them as inferior in every way. I don't like that real girls don't have hobbies. 2D is true shit.
I never lost my virginity. I'm not sexually attracted to human beings, neither 2D nor 3D. I'm what I've seen described as a xenophile I guess? What I find arousing is whatever the farthest thing from a humanoid is.
I do very much enjoy human beauty, however, in the same way one would appreciate fine arts. I actually just shed tears over how beautiful Kurt Russell is just before typing this, it was very moving to me. But I have no interest in kissing him or sucking him off or whatever, just like how you wouldn't fellate a good piece of music.
>How happy/satisfied are you with your life right now?
Extremely. I'm leeching off my mom 100%, contributing nothing, and I'm savoring every second of it. It won't last forever. I don't think I'm crazy enough to get on social security, I'll have to wage slave eventually, but at least I have the privilege of these few months of pure hedonism. Not a lot are as lucky as me.
>Do you have any medical/mental conditions?
Too long to list. Will just stick to the main ones.
Diagnosed autistic at age 6, diagnosed major depressive disorder at 16, recently got alcoholic hepatitis for obvious reasons. I'm currently obese, bordering on morbidly, I just quit cigarettes, as soon as the withdrawal subsides, I plan on exercising extensively as a tribute to Eerie and his love of physical activity. I want to live as long as possible for him. (Been saying that for six months now, haha...)
>What do you think about reality, or her fictionality?
I don't mind it. Eerie is a heterosexual, and he has displayed a total indifference to human life; he would pay no more attention to me than he would a book. Ha. And especially not any romantic interest. He's very homophobic, going as far as to vomit at the mere sight of men kissing.
The only chance I'd have of getting his attention would be to constantly bury him in gifts... That wouldn't be much of a relationship.
I'd fuck that up, anyway. I'm too unstable, I'd go against my better judgement and hold him tight and creep him out and he wouldn't accept my gifts anymore and maybe even kill me.
It's better this way, that I just watch. I create fictional surrogates to interact with him in my place in my fantasies. We wouldn't work if he were real. I'm completely okay with it.
>What do you think about the possibility of falling out of love?
Totally could happen, been thinking about it a lot. His show is written by god forsaken sadists. They put him in so many compromising positions and sometimes write him so mean that his show is very unenjoyable to me now. When a new episode is released, I get very anxious and tense myself up. Watching his show is like being prepped for surgery or something lately. I don't know if I can emotionally withstand this much longer, it's so frustrating. And not only are they terribly psychopathic people writing this shit, but they're stupid, too! The characters are very inconsistent. He's so difficult to love, he causes me so much pain. Maybe every one out of eight episodes are decent, and the seven shit ones in between leave such a bad taste in my mouth that I can no longer really fully ingest the good ones where Eerie shines, I'm just too stressed and expectant of horrors.
>What do you think about those who have?
I'm cautious of just about everyone here, something like that doesn't make me any more or less wary.
>What do you think about those who have cheated on their waifu?
Unforgivable. I have my share of bumps and bruises with Eerie, but I would at least have the courtesy of breaking it off with him fully before ever considering taking in another.
This is perhaps the one thing that can make me completely write off a waifuist. Hey, maybe somewhere out there exists a guy who distributes his love between eight characters equally, I suppose it's possible. But I wouldn't care to hear about it and he'd never be able to convince me, I think. Too many phony tumblr faggots with their waifu mosaics have made me cynical.
>What do you think about the idea of being committed to your waifu for the rest of your life?
It's the most romantic thing I can think of, I have a soft spot for the elderly.
I only hope I have the tenacity to last that long through all the artillery these sadistic writers are launching at me.
>What do you think about waifu"ism" in general?
I think of it as the only religion that makes sense. Yeah.
>How is your offline social life?
Non-existent now. My mom was the only one that talked to me and I just told her today to fuck off. All she ever talked to me about was liberal politics and shitty memes and stories she got from her facebook wall.
>Were you hurt by 3D/Heartbroken soon before meeting your waifu?
Nope. All my shitty 3D relationships were mutual break-ups.
>How much time a week do you spend online?
All waking hours. I only leave to go with my mom on car rides to pick up fast food.
>Would you leave the world you live in to start a new life in her world?
So long as I could take on the physical form of one of my surrogate characters, yes. I'd destroy this world to achieve that dream if need be.
If I had to go in my own body, not a chance.
>What would you do if she married someone else?
Scenario A: Ignore it or rewrite it. Done it before, could do it again. It'd still cause a lot of heartache, though, even if I managed to "fix" it.
Scenario B: Dump him and/or kill myself.
That was of course assuming you were talking about canon. If you meant another waifuist loving him, then that's more or less happened three times already believe it or not, and I think of them as so beneath me that they've never really been a problem. They all love him "the wrong way" if that makes sense, and don't give him the respect and consideration that I do.
I think there's no chance of someone ever coming along that adores him even half as much as I do, and so I've never really given any thought as to how I would handle it.
...I suppose I would be non-hostile so long as they treat him with the same level of respect as I. I guess I'd find them interesting and I would like to talk to them.
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Wage slaving, living with another waifuist in a shitty apartment and splitting the living costs 50/50, hopefully still loving Eerie.
Post edited on 24th Mar 2017, 8:54pm