Ten little tohno-chans chatting online;
One's internet cut out and then there were nine.

Nine little tohno-chans questioning their fate;
One vowed to change its course and then there were eight.

Eight little tohno-chans giving up on heaven;
One went to gensokyo and then there were seven.

Seven little tohno-chans playing with their dicks;
One got caught with loli porn and then there were six.

Six little tohno-chans sad to be alive;
One went into hospital and then there were five.

Five little tohno-chans being quite a bore;
One found something else to do and then there were four.

Four little tohno-chans sipping cups of tea;
One became the little girl and then there were three.

Three little tohno-chans loving their waifu;
One found a 3d pig and then there were two.

Two little tohno-chans hiding from the sun;
One got up and went outside and then there was one.

One little tohno-chan grateful they'd all gone;
He closed down the website and then there were none.