I could burglarize people's homes while they watch me do it, and they wouldn't even care.

I could try again everytime I failed

I could buy 5 cigars, and get 1 free.

law enforcement would just be a mild nuisance.

I would be the protagonist and not an NPC?
The choices I make would have real consequence to my life?

I could run endlessly, day and night, never eating or drinking, as long as I don't sprint.

...it may had sense.

invisible walls would hinder me flying away from the place I hate

>>7742
;_;

There would be a definable villain you could fight against.

It could be enjoyable

I'd be able to get 100k dollars just by calling a number on my phone and live the neet dream

..only the good parts will be in the trailer;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfFnTt2UT0
EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I would get all the chicks.
Cheep cheep.

>>7737
Until you run out of stamina.

If real life was like videogames, I might actually have a goal in this life.

I'd not get tired after jumping 50 times

>>7269
i'd hope my life is a JRPG with a really good soundtrack.

I would air dash everywhere
wooosh

I would install sex mod

>>7269
It would be off 8 hours a day. Zzzzzzzzzzz

It'd be a shovelware title sitting at the depths of a bargain bin.