I hope for some GIANT ENEMY CRAB from Sony. Otherwise it looks bad and I don't mean the good kind of bad, I mean the boring kind of bad.

My predictions:

Sony will do something related to a new console/big IP, but the announcement will be ridiculously bad and it will be a new meme to make fun of it.
Microsoft will be boring Kinect shit, not even worth joking about.
Nintendo will steal the show. I'm interested to see if they will start to talk more about Japanese games considering the success of Xenoblade and Last Story, hopefully a Fire Emblem Awakening US release date.

Pretty similar to every other E3, I guess.

>>6695
My guess is pretty much this.

I'm not expecting a lot from Nintendo.

Crazy bet: Microsoft will have realized that motion controls are played out and Kinect will be a minor part of their program.

I only look forward to E3 now to see the groan worthy dumb crap the companies decide to do. I think it was last year they were showing off some sort of heart monitor attachment for the wii, what

"I wanna see better graphics covered more than anything! On my 7 year old hardware!!"

As always, I expect Nintendo fanboys to expect big awesome things from E3, while calling the other guys shit and/or making fun of them as they convince themselves they're not acting like the retarded fanboys they are.

Screw the fucking graphics. I want fun games. I just want something fun to waste my life on or waste a couple of hours of my worthless god damned life.

>>6698
Don't expect too much from jews.

>>6701
Don't you start shit!

>>6702
>start
I think the word you're looking for is 'continue'

I had no idea console fanboys even still existed. I guess I don't get out on the internet much. Regardless, please don't act like children about consumer products. Let's just take in the humor of what the video games industry has become and MAYBE be surprised if something looks cool

Post edited on 24th May 2012, 11:16am

>>6704

This. Let's be civil. Please. For a place that can take it easy /tc/ is really bad at discussing anything related to consoles, somebody always has to push it into console war direction.

I hope you'll have fun playing games on your system of choice.

>no Gradius fans?

Hitman nooooo

>>6729
haha, so much for that series.

>>6729

This looks horrible.

It's weird how every single bit of new info about Absolution is worse than the last. It's like they're doing this on purpose

>>6729
Hitman Absolution - Attack of the Saints Trailer

Nuns in leather?

>>6736
It's latex, man.

>>6736
I'm so mad I think my rage has rolled over and now I am indifferent. Is this what being a grownup is like

why does a secret assassin organization dress in flashy outfits and use a rocket launcher in broad daylight. why do they make it a point to show 47 getting rid of his conspicuous barcode tattoo, and then show one of the members with a giant SECRET ORGANIZATION tattoo on her arm. why am i still alive

>>6741
becuase 13 year old boys think it's kool.

Sega E3 lineup:
Aliens: Colonial Marines
The Cave
Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit
Jet Set Radio
Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Splitz
Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown

http://gematsu.com/2012/05/sega-announces-e3-lineup

>>6739

>Is this what being a grownup is like

This isn exactly what being a grownup is all about.

>>6745
Did you mean to type is or isn't, now I'm confused!

Predictions:

Microsoft will show very little outside of Kinect. They will show Halo 4 to assure us all they haven't forgotten how to do something that doesn't require you to flail around like an idiot. Halo 4 will have Kinect support. If we're lucky they'll do something stupider than last year, like flood the theater waist deep with water and release tiger sharks.

Sony will get up on stage an promptly forget why it's there. Maybe Jack will be drunk again. They will show primarily Vita things, few of which will be worth getting excited about. The Last of Us will get another trailer. The Last Guardian will not be present at all.

Nintendo will show us all how well the Wii U plays the games that we've already played on other systems. Maybe throw out a bone in the form of a new Metroid or some other IP they've run into the ground.

What funny things happened at last year's E3? I can't really remember because the last few years have kind of melded together for me

>>6746

Is. Is. It was supposed to be is.

Rehashes and spaghetti: part deux

>>6754

>deux

More like lesbillion.

The non-tablet wii u controller is basically an xbox controller with the buttons and right stick swapped

>>6757

To be fair the Xbox 360 controller is basically a gamecube controller with a better looking design.

>>6757
Oh wow they actually made a controller that might make some games playable.

Congrats nintendo!

>>6757
I hope I can continue to use my red wii controller PRO because that seems to be sucky at playing retro/platformer games.

video-chat with old men in the Miiverse"

>>6757

What the fuck? How do you go from the near perfect Wavebird to that retarded left analog placement and retarded symetrical button placement? The best thing about Wavebird was the asymetrical button placement.

>>6762

That's exactly what I mean.

Honestly, my dream controller would be Wavebird with 360's triggers.

>>6763
Old men...are the future!

videogames

>>6766
Yep, my thoughts exactly on most of Microsoft's conference.

>>6766
Sums things up pretty well

I like symmetry, but not so much people who bitch about it.
Just buy one of the many third party controllers that will come out for the piece of crap system if you don't like the default controller and shut the hell up about it already.

>>6770
Wow... I feel kind of bad about oversleeping and missing how bad it was now.

>>6774
I'm fairly sure that poll is a result of typical 4channer vote spamming/script kiddying but yeah it was really bad

I enjoyed CryMetroid:Battle Of The Spacepirates trailer.

Videogames all look the same to me now. The only ones that look different from the others are the sports games

EA's conference was pretty bad. Lots of shitbookgames and sports.

The new Sim City game they're working on might be cool though, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

Dead Space is a co-op cover shooter now for some reason

Whenever I see hardcore brown military shooters now all I think about is how the oreimo PSP game was the number 5 top seller in the world a few weeks ago and I have a good laugh

>>6780
and mario party was number 4

GOTY

>>6782
That was the coolest game of the show so far, but only because I could probably identify it if you showed me screenshots of it. Everything else has been generic FPS up and down. Still not gonna play it though because ubisoft

>>6782
Too bad it's a generic third person shooter.

I heard Sam has a different voice in the new splinter cell because Michael Ironside didn't like what he was seeing and opted out.

>>6785
It's changed now but I can confirm that this was totally real

>>6782
quicktime shootinghacking was a turnoff for me but the vision of everybody as a walking stasiprofile was neat. Still no "Agent" from Rockstar this year either.

Too bad Devil May Cry look like shit.

>My name is Dante.
>But you can call me Dante the demon killer.

>>6788
Oh god.
And I thought Dante was annoying in DMC3...
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
>BLASTOFF
But no, this is worse. This is much, much worse.

Post edited on 5th Jun 2012, 8:54am

>>6766
>Nintendo

>>6788

DMC 5 featuring TF2 scout.

>>6791

Technically Nintendo was talking about games. Minigames.

This year has been awful. As expected I guess. Microsoft was the worst, no doubt about it. Nintendo was slightly better than Sony but this means nothing because Sony was horseshit.

One of the games is literally subtitled "Warfighter". It's like we are in a TV show's parody of video games

>>6796
yeah. you never played GRAW? its a great franchise

>>6715
I'm sorry.

Post edited on 5th Jun 2012, 8:14pm

http://www.youtube.com/user/gattocake

>>6802
I thought that I might've been one of the few people to see that baby yoshi with Down's syndrome.

I wonder if the puzzle panel will have Down's syndrome baby yoshi in it

>>6803
He doesn't have downs syndrome, the blue toad has simply brought him to ahegao

>>6804
everybody knows blue yoshis ejaculate bubbles from their mouths

>>6804
How lewd~

>>6805
It's very odd!

>>6782
To be honest, that game looks like something that they copy and pasted from some movie.

Predictions of E3 2013 ?

Sony brings the biggest guns but is overshadowed by Nintendos reveal of Super Smash Wii U

>>8295

Predictions:

Even though it exceeds the boundaries of my imagination I get a feeling that Sony will actually manage to produce a conference even worse than M$'s newest masterpiece. Hopefully they'll talk about shitbookor something.
M$ will be busy talking about their newest TV shows.
Nintendo won't show jack's shit for 55 straight minutes, they will announce some two-three rehashes right at the end and that'll be it.
So excited.

>>8296
As long as sony doesn't announce some sort of used game blocker for their system there's no way they can do worse than M$.

>>8295
I predict it will be shit, like it is every year

Ninty will do their boring speech, then blow away everybody with awesome games.

IDC about the others.

E3 streaming schedule

http://gematsu.com/2013/06/e3-2013-press-conference-streaming-schedule

The ``Xbone” will be $499 US dollars.

>>8338
Same price as the 20bg version of the PS3 when it lunched. I wonder if we're going to see the same type of bitching and complaining about the price or if we'll see hypocrites eat it up even though this one really does has no games but rather focuses on letting you watch tv.

Sony took a big shit on Microsoft.

>>8340

It's cool how saying "we wont take away your basic consumer rights" is all it takes to win

>>8340
Seriously.

I still have a huge ps2, ds, and psp game backlog...

>>8338

Four hundred and ninety nine US dollars.
I'll be shocked if they'll actually manage to compete against Sony after all the shit they've done lately.

>>8346
RIP Xbox 15 November 2001 to 11 June 2013

Microsoft, changing your usage policy won't save you now.
http://au.ign.com/wikis/xbox-one/Used_Games_and_Rentals

what the hell? my wiifitfu joins smash bros

http://youtu.be/lBoL1Ic9uWw

>>8353

Not sure whether that's retarded or awesome. Probably a bit of both.

>>8353
I was confused initially as well, and as of now I'm still not sure of how I should feel.

I think that Ninty showed some good stuff, though.

Fairy's now a type.

>>8360
That had been speculated for a while now.

"Super effective against dragon" is the part that makes that new type interesting.

damn, I should have bought stock in Sony back in December when their shares tanked and everyone was saying that the entire company was doomed.

I just realized the possible genius behind Sony's actions here. This is all speculation, but I bet Sony released their plans for a used game sharing prevention system knowing microsoft would follow suit if they thought sony was going to do it also. Sony also probably knew Microsoft was going to want to release their system and specs first since the head start will give them a large advantage. All they had to do was wait and see if Microsoft would put restrictions on used games and announce they wouldn't. Microsoft now releasing sony's bait and switch tried to change their stance as >>8349 pointed out but it's too late now.