lets say /tc/ had some sort of battle royale where everyone here fought each other to the death in an argument over anime. who do you think would win? i know i would kill at least few motherfuckers if it came to that, but then once it was safe and i was in the clear i'd lay down, play dead & wait to finish off the last guy standing once he thought he'd won and let his guard down.
Because the idea of playing dead isn't that far fetched and I'm paranoid, I'd double check bodies I run across.
got a shotgun with 4+1. it's 20 gauge and i haven't practiced much so not every shot is a guaranteed kill. i'd say i'd get maybe three pieces of shit. which is basically the whole userbase, am i right?
>>31373 well i wouldn't let anyone get close enough that i'd have to fight at a disadvantage and if i'd had enough time to lay low i might even be ready to wield dismembered body parts as weapons by then. i might go with a two handed leg weapon or try to use some miyamoto musashi tech with the arm-leg combo.
>>31375 you could use one of your gored obese otaku thighs to absorb most of the force of one of my shotgun slugs
>>31372 Can I just watch and record the event? I like being the beholder. Plus the winner needs someone to declare them out loud for all the corpses to hear.
>>31377 if you're just gonna stand there and not even put up a fight then i would knock you out and use your limbs for weapons, thanks for making it easy for me.Post edited on 3rd Feb 2018, 6:01pm
>>31386 Careful. Just because I'm volunteering to register the event doesn't mean I can't teleport behind everyone's back and nothingpersonel'd them all at the same time. You're on my list now. I'm still a magnanimous champion so I will execute you swiftly and painlessly.
What a convenient way to die. Come at me fellas!
I'd simply bring my katana to the battle royale. Glorious Nippon steel folded over 1000 times.
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