i tell people about myself on the internet
everyone loves hearing about me, they want all the details

I send my municipality a welfare application once a month.

I'm a leech.

I've been unemployed for a while but right now I'm doing private research into an esoteric subject.

I do security off and on. I'm a bit more than a month into my current job after being NEET for a year. Had another security job for a few months before that, and was a NEET for like four years before that. It can be easy work if you're lucky and land a do nothing assignment which I'd say is a 1 in 10 chance. My current assignment has me essentially killing time doing whatever I please while keeping an eye out for visitors, but no one ever shows up after 5pm or on weekends and I do the 2pm-10pm shift. There's also patrolling around the property and taking note of any damage or whatever. It's out in the boonies though and a half mile off the main road so vandalism or theft is extremely unlikely.

Living with my parents.

Collecting autismbux and investing in stocks.

>>29334

I'm on SSI as well and I'm 99% sure that you can't have any stocks when you receive it. Just a head's up.

>>29338
The autismbux dispenser in my country doesn't seem to care about minor assets, fortunately.

>>29340
What country?

>>29338
You can, you just can't go above the $2000 limit of savings.

9 to 5 wagie

>>33184
Where do people find brilliant 9 to 5 jobs? I work 7 to 5, and sometimes I have to stay later.

Used to work as an opener for a fast food place. The job itself was actually not too bad as I was in the kitchen for the most part, and I got to leave early in the afternoon. I'd recommend it.

I work 8 to 5 as an IT admin / web developer in the medical technology sector. The company has grown in the last years, but is still under 100 employees. Most of the time I spend with building web interfaces and managing databases, besides occasional technical support for my colleagues.

I quit my higher paying web job impulsively. Couldn’t sand the idiot CEO I had to deal with. Now Living with my parents again and working at a liquor store. I’ve noticed I feel about 100% better coming home from a job where I am on my feet doing physical tasks than coming home from a job at an office sitting all day. But I do really miss the money and my apartment (though my cat likes my parents house much more). I think I may need to pursue higher paying physical labor.

>>33190
>building web interfaces
Do you do design work for it, or are you given a plan and you just have to implement it?

>>33193
Or get a similar web job with a better company.

Build webistes and support eLearning but I don't know design or programming.