Why are there no JEWS on Jupiter?

Because it's a gas planet!

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Wanna hear the biggest joke in the world?

The Holocaust!

Oh, sorry if that was offensive. I'll take it off my on-stage list so this slip-up won't ever happen, just like the Holocaust.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?
Deport him back to mexico

What's a woman's favorite book?

Their husband's checkbook.

What do you call a Jewish knight?

Sir Cumcised

Not a joke but this comment made me laugh.

What is love?

The delusion that one woman differs from the others.

Why did scarecrow win an award?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Baby don't hurt me.

What do black guys have that's usually two or three times the size of a white guy's, and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

Their criminal record

Why is Mexico's Olympic team so lacking?

Because everyone that can run, jump, or swim is already across the border

What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?

When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired

How do you get a nun pregnant?
Have an altar-boy fart in her cunt.

What do you call a black brain surgeon?
Nigger.