If you win you lose.
Does my mom count?
hmmm
>>28368 o-okay...
All this ended about a decade ago, though. People change. The point is being here consistently because you chose to, not because you had no other option. Otherwise there's no value to it (a waifu as a consolation prize, for me at least, it's worthless).
Some of these are signs of healthy life, some are signs of degenerate life. Confusing.
>>28373 It is all over the place in that regard.
Team sport as a kid for a very short time. I also don't know if that "love you" counts because we were like 12 or something. Birthdays and New Year are one of the few days I'm not alone. That 10+ one is pretty funny. I really don't know who would come to my funeral but I don't consider even one person as a friend and don't do anything social (except imageboards) in my free time. So I'd still leave it empty if it only said "1+ friends". I'm not sure but I think a lot of normalfags don't have 10 friends. That's a lot in my opinion but it could also be that my definition of friend is just too strict. >>28370 >totally normal.png I thought that normal people have had at least one birthday party in their life. Or does the "held" mean organizing everything? Because if that's the case I haven't held one either. Those were just childhood parties organized by my mother.
>>28376 >That 10+ one is pretty funny 10+ close friends is possible, but it's there to check if you are part of a 'group of friends'. Having 'default friends' is a big part of being normal.
Only normals bother with threads like these.
>>28376 normies love going to funerals because it gives them the opportunity to show off for the rest of the normies what good ppl they are. if 10 normies find out that you died then there are gonna be 10 normies at your funeral
The only people that would come to my funeral are my mother and possibly a few of her friends. Rest of my family would probably be too busy or too far to attend.
Thus Spoke Zarathustra.
>>28376 I understood birthday party in the sense that friends gather together with you to 'celebrate' (i.e. to mess around) in your honor, not your family giving you a cake. So I never had a birthday party (neither I want to).
>>28389 birthday party is like winning harem route in irl
Well.
I've only gained 1 "X" since i did this last year.
>>28399 cool beans i found it, i guess i deleted all my social media, which was an instagram.
>>28363 Came close.
My dad says he's proud of me, but I'm somewhat skeptical about his sincerity. My mom openly said a number of times that she wished I would commit suicide. Not sure what the "can hold conversations easily" box implies. Back in school I used to talk like Kuroki Tomoko, but working at a call center for a year fixed that. I can't for the life of me do smalltalk with normal people though, unless they share one of my main interests.
> had a relationship that lasted at least 1yr With my waifu. > not fat; in good shape Underweight, not sure if I'd call that "good shape". > have had a job Unpaid internship and some volunteering.
>>28415 i~i dont understand
>>28417 Maybe he counts every finger as a partner?
It's nice to see evidence that more than just a couple of people still visit this site.
At this rate Tohno might want to seriously consider an advertising contract with Ford.
>>29276 >had a girl say she loves you Mothers and grandmas don't count.
lots of women on these small otaku-chans.
>>29282 I wouldn't assume so for this one. Some of the more angry and bitter people here like to harass them and scare them off.
>>29276 I'm not sure if I follow?
Does using Twitter to follow anime directors and such count as using social networking?
>>29285 Probably not.
>>29285 Yes, leave forever, normalfag.
>>29283 Good. Having them around leads to tone policing and ad hominems of the type you're posting now. >>29284 It was a [rather shitty] joke. I'm surprised at how many X's most people got, although it's still much less than you'd see elsewhere I'm sure.Post edited on 3rd Aug 2016, 9:24pm
I don't really know what to do about the social network one since I do have a Facebook but rarely ever use it. And also Twitter as stated before.
data mining in progress
>>29292 I remember I actually went to a festival with friends before. >>29293 My government collects metadata nationwide anyway.
>held at least one birthday party When I was like, eight. >go out most weekends By myself. For ice cream. >parents are proud of you I think when they say they're proud they're just taking into consideration that it's me, not a regular person, and for someone like me I'm doing okay, I guess.
>>29328 Except not really by myself. My parents take me. I'm a good little boy who gets treats when he behaves himself.
I'm not a normie because there's no bingo.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>29359 Burn this fucker at the stake.
Just for reference >>28365 was mine. In retrospect I probably could have left it blank except for the job part.
>>29291 >Good. Having them around leads to tone policing and ad hominems of the type you're posting now. True that. My answers: - I've moved out of my parents house, but I'm in uni housing on their dime. I still live with them during breaks. - I don't know how "friends" are defined, but it's possible 10 or more people might come who are not family. - Went to two concerts. One was country/indie and a sit-down affair. The other was EDM but I got there late and ended up sitting in the back row alone. - Tried weed once. I suspect the guy who gave it to me did it thinking I'd do something funny. I just ended up getting paranoid and clamming up. - Went to at least one house party (memory fails me). Got drunk, depressed, and left halfway through. Fun stuff.
>>29365 >- I've moved out of my parents house, but I'm in uni housing on their dime. I still live with them during breaks. But you're still alone for birthdays and New Year?
I really don't see the point in this, especially when it's so normal in itself. 10+ friends? How about one? Get compliments regularly? Who are you interacting with to receive them? Go out on most weekends? How about going out at all? I'm working with the assumption that team sports and parties organized by my mom when I was prepubescent don't count, at which point I get 0.
This is kinda old, but I'll bite. I have nothing better to do anyway. >>29293 Well, Tohno did ban >>29359, heh.Post edited on 20th Feb 2019, 3:09am
>>32024 That was Tokiko, I think it's fair.
Birthday parties where when I was a kid. I'm not fat but I'm not in good shape either. I work every saturday in my parent's restaurant and they pay me. I'm pretty much forced to or they'll kick me out of their house. Plus I get to use the money for anime merch, video games, ect. I don't really know how "recreational drugs" is normalfag honestly. And finally, the social network part. I have a twitter, but I only use it to follow artists, follow game devs, get informed with anime news, ect.
went out of parents house, but fucked up and now I'm back
>get compliments regularly That one isn't entirely fair because you can't control it. I get compliments regularly for my performance at work but I am not what the average person would consider a normalfag.
I'm probably going to be moving into a suite that my grandma owns sometime next month. A couple girls asked me out in high school. And lastly, I used to celebrate my birthday when I was a kid and in my teens. I don't like to do it anymore though, I would rather just do something that I enjoy by myself.
my mother says shes proud of me but i dont know what for
Well...shit.
I have like only 1 friend and we dont even tak, went to a concert because the hospital that I was in wouldn't discharge me otherwise
I am going to check the relationship because I have been with my waifu for more then a year.
I'm in a relationship with my waifu more committed than most marriages, so it definitely counts
>tfw so many normalfags even here heh
>>32433 hardly. Also, your mother has told you that she loves you. Go mark that box.
My conversational abilities are not great, although it is probably easier for me than not at this point. Otherwise, everything else can be interpreted at face value.
I'm pretty young still, maybe I'll fill this out again in 5-10 years and see my results then
What do I lose?
>>32438 Your right to be here, enjoy your perma.
>>28380 >Only normals bother with threads like these Exactly i know this is an old thread but why didn't Tohno delete it? doesn't it break the rules because this game is nothing but a shitpost and meme on that other chan.
Isn't normalfaggotry more of a mindset than anything else? A psycopath may very well have done everything on the card, but can they really be called a normalfag when their mentality is so off-kilter? They're basically wearing a normalfag mask. Maybe that makes them the ultimate normalfags? What if they've also murdered people or done something equally heinous, all without feeling bad about it? One guy might have children for friends and sex partners. Another could only have a job and their own house, but mentally be a complete normalfag.
>>32442 Both mindset and actions should be considered. The problem with putting emphasis on something as abstract as the mind is that there will be a wide wriggling space for mental gymnastics and lying, so you'll get people who says "I have a lot of friends and a gf but I feel lonely sometimes so I am one of you guys" . The problem with putting emphasis on actions is as you say.Post edited on 29th Jun 2019, 4:24am
>>32442 I would say that people that follow norms are the norms, that includes using language like 'normalfag'. It is adopting language to fit into the norms of a group.
>>32443 That's a good point. There's probably a lot of people suffering an agonizing existence despite whatever you can see on the surface. Most of them are probably mentally ill though. >>32447 Everybody, with the possible exception of a few exceptional individuals, is a conformist to some extent. We're designed that way. The difference is how niche the group we choose to conform to is. A couple of teenagers could decide to start dressing in all black to be different from the "preps and jocks" but eventually other people will do the same and they're just going to start copying each other. When I say normalfag, that's shorthand for a concept which people here are all familiar with. Using "norms" or "normies" instead is conforming to a less niche group.Post edited on 29th Jun 2019, 6:35am
>>32448 >Thats a good point There's probably a lot of people suffering an agonizing existence despite whatever you can see on the surface. Most of them are probably mentally ill though Normals do not suffer because they have it great in life.
>>32453 When did I say normals? Some people could live a typical life and not be normal.Post edited on 29th Jun 2019, 9:38am
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