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Touhou in a nutshell Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)15:59 No. 1478 [Edit]

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu persecutes Youkai Jesus.

Touhou 2 : Marisa is a Satan worshipper
Touhou 3 : Marisa mocks an older girl's appearance and manner of speech. Then she adopts said appearance and manner of speech and pretend she came up with this "cool new trend" by herself.
Touhou 4 : Marisa blows up a girl's house and plagiarises all her moves, claiming that she actually came up with them all by herself.
Touhou 5 : Marisa beats up Alice for no reason.
Touhou 6 : Marisa's first instinct upon learning she has new neighbors with common interests is to break into their house and rob them
Touhou 7 : Marisa beats up Alice again
Touhou 8 : Marisa teams up with Alice, only because she promised to let her beat her up and steal all her stuff once the adventure is over
Touhou 9 : Marisa beats up a civil servant and Justice of Peace. She also robs them
COLA : Marisa pawns off the priceless treasures she steals for useless garbage
Touhou 10 : Marisa beats up a shy nerd who only wanted to be her friend
Touhou 11 : Marisa is a three-timer
Touhou 12 : Marisa mugs people

Touhou 10: Sanae gets beaten up.
Touhou 11: Sanae provides shelter for illegal immigrants.
Touhou 12: Sanae goes on a power trip.
Touhou 12.3: Sanae plays frogger.

Touhou 10 - Kanako breaks into a new market.
Touhou 11 - Kanako forms mutually-beneficial alliances with local business owners.
Touhou 12 - Kanako attempts to win market share from an existing monopoly.
Touhou 12.3 - Kanako's vice president is punished for embezzling funds to purchase lily pads.

Touhou 6: Sakuya gets beat up
Touhou 7: Sakuya kills dead people
Touhou 8: Sakuya helps her mistress kill immortals
Touhou 8.5: Sakuya is a cat
Touhou 9: Sakuya kills people who kill dead people
SSiB: Sakuya helps her mistress invade the moon.
Touhou 10: Sakuya don't care about tengu.
Touhou 10.5: Sakuya is a bad cat.
Touhou 11: Sakuya doesn't care about the underground either.
Touhou 12: Sakuya still doesn't care about the underground.

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>>	Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)00:07 No. 1549 [Edit] File 138528043076.jpg - (290.52KB , 778x608 , republicandemocrat.jpg ) That's just like your opinion, man.

>>	Anonymous 04/01/14(Tue)15:33 No. 1587 [Edit] >>1478 Made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)13:25 No. 1596 [Edit] File 140320950796.jpg - (124.48KB , 639x602 , 1397789692395.jpg ) dude where's like 13 and 14

>>	Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)13:33 No. 1597 [Edit] >>1596 like anyone cares about those

>>	Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)14:15 No. 1598 [Edit] >>1597 They're my favorite. Don't you dare insult my favorite touhou games

>>	Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)14:44 No. 1600 [Edit] >>1598 That's weird. Personally I like 6 and 12 the best.

>>	Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)16:37 No. 1601 [Edit] MoF is and probably always will be the best.

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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)22:10 No. 1617 [Edit] EOSD is my favorite, because I find it to be the most vanilla of the Windows shmups. I feel much more challenged on certain parts of EOSD than I do on games like IN, where in the former there are many less spell cards which go from impossible to completely manageable on Normal only with practice. Mind you I am pretty bad at the games, I only beat EOSD once on Normal, but damn do I love playing them. It is this game and Minecraft which fill me with a sense of fulfillment as I progress, and while Minecraft is great for expanding my horizons and slowly creating something grand for the ages, Touhou is constant practice for a short but dazzling spectacle.

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Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)22:18 No. 1618 [Edit] Something very distinctive about touhou I just remembered was the amount of time IN gave to bomb. This REALLY threw me off in other games because I grew used to it after periods of playing time. >>1617 have you played in this touhou themed MC server before?(mc.yukkuricraft.net). I've been there a little and was quite impressed at some of the stuff they've built.

>>	CuteLittleGirl!ISGAYB69j2 06/19/14(Thu)22:28 No. 1619 [Edit] File 140324213150.png - (338.52KB , 777x577 , 4f13fbe266fb91cb8f7b18d9b1f59a23.png ) IN is my favorite because I can never get over how ran spins around with no care in the world.

>>	Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)22:30 No. 1620 [Edit] >>1619 didn't chen do that too in one game?

>>	CuteLittleGirl!ISGAYB69j2 06/19/14(Thu)22:38 No. 1621 [Edit] File 140324270850.jpg - (1.00MB , 900x1100 , 2ae3a996154dc2ce6d8396e6f353cce4.jpg ) >>1620 yes but Ran was somewhat of a playable character in IN along with Yukari.

>>	CuteLittleGirl!ISGAYB69j2 06/19/14(Thu)23:28 No. 1623 [Edit] File 140324571548.jpg - (153.58KB , 809x1000 , 2459b49096df52e165115f7faf3312ff.jpg ) >>1622 her head comes off.

>>	Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)23:30 No. 1624 [Edit] well then... I really am behind. Wow I didn't even notice in the video... why are there 9 of them? Post edited on 19th Jun 2014, 11:34pm

>>	Anonymous 06/19/14(Thu)23:47 No. 1625 [Edit] >>1623 She'd lose her head if it wasn't attached.

>>	CuteLittleGirl!ISGAYB69j2 06/19/14(Thu)23:53 No. 1626 [Edit] File 140324720786.jpg - (118.19KB , 600x800 , 1395649865565.jpg ) sukuna is the cutest new touhou.

>>	Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)13:59 No. 1628 [Edit] File 140329794886.jpg - (660.99KB , 1000x844 , 1b85101d83d58d84c9856c38ac4a66c8.jpg ) >>1626 No doubt.

>>	Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)23:05 No. 1656 [Edit]   thought this was pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)19:19 No. 1657 [Edit]   >>1656

>>	Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)15:13 No. 1664 [Edit] >>1657 Oh god, I forgot this existed.

>>	Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)20:51 No. 1666 [Edit] >>1664 Its surprisingly well made. I mean, the animation blends in very well with the gameplay, and the music is decently remixed. I always enjoy Gachimuchi when effort is placed into it.

>>	Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)22:48 No. 1668 [Edit] >>1666 I agree. I found the second stage/part to be even better, personally.