Anyways, >>1 please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1 should just stick with today's special.
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Have you read your SICP today?
what are you guys? faggots?
I would never wish for someone to remove my clothes, licking my tiny body all over, nibbling my neck and kissing my little nipples. Only a faggot would think about their cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with their saliva, pumping in and out of their mouth until it erupts, the cum more than their little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down your chin over your flat chest, your tiny hands scooping it all up and sucking it off your fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading your smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to your pure, tight, virginal pussy, and feeling it thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes your lips which are slippery with cum, while your small body shudders from having it's cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you listen to your quickening breaths, hearing your girlish moans and gasps while you pant, warm and moist, on your partner's face. your flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet his.
It is truly nasty how he'd run his hands all over your tiny body while he violates you, feeling your nipples hardening against his tongue as he licks your chest, neck and armpits, savoring the scent of my skin and sweat while you tremble from the stimulation and reaching your climax, hearing yourself cry out softly as you have your first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside you, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through your freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling your womb only to spill out of me with a sickening squelch. And as he lies atop your flushed body
TL;DR: only faggots have fantasies about being little girls
As a way to combat the spam on /b/ back in 2006, moderator DocEvil made it so a post consisting simply of the phrase "THE GAME" will lead to an instant ban for 24 hours.
I've heard rumors that it's possible to get around it by using alternate character sets (unicode, Greek, Russian, whatever) but I've been too afraid to try myself.
Is this legit /b/? Or have I been trolled?
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I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and read manga and other cool shit like that, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
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she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
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since when do video game screenshot have EXIF data showing they were taken with a canon powershot A70?
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It is an order. And you will execute it. Turn off your frontal lobe.
no, always leave it on. always.
Don't think, turn off your frontal lobe, and you'll be tannasin.
Collectors usually don't own original copies. They own copied copies. Few people ever own the ORIGINAL. Thus, everything is a replica from there on. You think having the 150,000 copy of SoTN makes it any more original than the 150,001st copy with a green sticker and lower price labeled on it, your kidding yourself. In fact, if your a collector, anytime a game goes into GH status you should just throw it out since it's pretty much worthless as a collection piece. Go toss out your 'original SoTN' and go grab yourself a valkyrie profile or something and weep.