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Anyways, >>1 please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1 should just stick with today's special.

2 .

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

3 .

Have you read your SICP today?

4 .

what are you guys? faggots?

I would never wish for someone to remove my clothes, licking my tiny body all over, nibbling my neck and kissing my little nipples. Only a faggot would think about their cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with their saliva, pumping in and out of their mouth until it erupts, the cum more than their little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down your chin over your flat chest, your tiny hands scooping it all up and sucking it off your fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading your smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to your pure, tight, virginal pussy, and feeling it thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes your lips which are slippery with cum, while your small body shudders from having it's cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you listen to your quickening breaths, hearing your girlish moans and gasps while you pant, warm and moist, on your partner's face. your flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet his.
It is truly nasty how he'd run his hands all over your tiny body while he violates you, feeling your nipples hardening against his tongue as he licks your chest, neck and armpits, savoring the scent of my skin and sweat while you tremble from the stimulation and reaching your climax, hearing yourself cry out softly as you have your first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside you, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through your freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling your womb only to spill out of me with a sickening squelch. And as he lies atop your flushed body

TL;DR: only faggots have fantasies about being little girls

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As a way to combat the spam on /b/ back in 2006, moderator DocEvil made it so a post consisting simply of the phrase "THE GAME" will lead to an instant ban for 24 hours.

I've heard rumors that it's possible to get around it by using alternate character sets (unicode, Greek, Russian, whatever) but I've been too afraid to try myself.

Is this legit /b/? Or have I been trolled?

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I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and read manga and other cool shit like that, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

8 .

"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round or somfin'? Me an my boys –"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
"Aww yeahhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY!"
"Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh!"
"O, thine lance be long ..."
"Uh! Uh! Uh!
"O Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHH"
"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"
"DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

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>>8
Somehow I doubt some random nigger could rape saber that easily.

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As a way to combat the spam on /b/ back in 2006, moderator DocEvil made it so a post consisting simply of the phrase "THE GAME" will lead to an instant ban for 24 hours.

I've heard rumors that it's possible to get around it by using alternate character sets (unicode, Greek, Russian, whatever) but I've been too afraid to try myself.

Is this legit /b/? Or have I been trolled?

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IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
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WE DIE TOGETHER

12 .

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
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Just get out r.

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since when do video game screenshot have EXIF data showing they were taken with a canon powershot A70?

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After years of dominanting the nba, Yinka had change the way the game was played. So the U.S. Governament with help from the F.B.I. and C.I.A. they try to stop the almighty Yinka. After many attemps so assinate the great one, they finally come up with the idea of framing Yinka that he betted on the nba, ala Pete Rose in baseball. With this lie they were able to bann Yinka out of basketball, making room for lesser talanted players like Micheal Jordan to take over the game.

The C.I.A. also limited the amount of playing time for the Messiah Keith Closs. Knowing that Keith would dominant the league as did his idol yinka did. One move that is bann from the NBA and 48 states is yinka's famous "triple murder crossover." Because it broke too many ankles. The Yinka Dare "come Dare with me" video series is illegal to be in procession of.

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FACT: NARUTO WAS COOL BACK WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

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thx op she hot in porn 10/10 i cum bucket, then i cum another bucket, then another. soon i have filled all of the buckets i own and i frantically rummage through closets and cupboards, my penis wracked with jizz-spasms, hoping to find a suitable container for my semen. the horror! bowls, cups, plates, and milk crates, all drenched in stinking cock goop. priceless victorian china forever defiled. my dick is a veritable fuck fountain. the cum, the cum, the cum, gushing and flowing from the head of my gay dong, a deluge of dude slime, a jism cataclysm. Cum Death. as a splooge tendril trickles down the side of a garbage can, i realize that i have filled every suitable receptacle with my skeet. there is nowhere for my jizz to go. unless... unless... yes it seems outlandish but... yes! fists shaking i grab a knife in one hand and my spurty weiner in another. i slice open my stomach and stuff my schlong inside. the semen pours into my abdominal cavity and courses through my bloodstream. it is invigorating. my body is growing heavy now and my mind clouded with cum delirium. i sink into the floor. i am no longer a man. i am a Cum Vessel.

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It is an order. And you will execute it. Turn off your frontal lobe.










no, always leave it on. always.

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Don't think, turn off your frontal lobe, and you'll be tannasin.

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Collectors usually don't own original copies. They own copied copies. Few people ever own the ORIGINAL. Thus, everything is a replica from there on. You think having the 150,000 copy of SoTN makes it any more original than the 150,001st copy with a green sticker and lower price labeled on it, your kidding yourself. In fact, if your a collector, anytime a game goes into GH status you should just throw it out since it's pretty much worthless as a collection piece. Go toss out your 'original SoTN' and go grab yourself a valkyrie profile or something and weep.

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