I'd never heard of this Pivot or his questionnaire previously. Interesting.

>favorite word
Constellation
>least favorite word
Hungry
>what turns you on
Trap doujins
>what turns you off
Plastic surgery
>sound or noise you love
That sound Chise in Saikano made when she flew.
>sound or noise you hate
Barking dogs
>favourite curse word
Jesus fucking christ
>profession you'd like to attempt
Alaskan bush pilot
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Anything that would relegate me to a cubicle
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Told you so

>favorite word
Grandeur
>least favorite word
faggot
>what turns you on
Consensual sex as a result of extreme romantic attachment
>what turns you off
violence
>sound or noise you love
Birdsong
>sound or noise you hate
Loud shouting at close range
>favorite curse word
Cunt
>profession you'd like to attempt
A rick CEO of a multinational oil company
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
janitor
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
you only get the good afterlife with the $n expansion!

Post edited on 15th Apr 2012, 9:38am

>favourite word
Squiggle
>least favourite word
Censorship
>what turns you on
Cute things
>what turns you off
blood
>sound or noise you love
anime girl snoring
>sound or noise you hate
Loud noises of any kind
>favourite curse word
Cunt
>profession you'd like to attempt
Actor, if I didn't have social anxiety
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Public School Teacher
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Now you really will be the cute 2d girl!

>favourite word
digital
>least favourite word
troll
>what turns you on
shoes
>what turns you off
masculinity
>sound or noise you love
rain
>sound or noise you hate
the crackling of old speakers
>favourite curse word
fuck off
>profession you'd like to attempt
electrician
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Anything that involves touching people.
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Hope you like warm climates.

Post edited on 15th Apr 2012, 11:08pm

>favourite word
fluctuations
>least favourite word
connection
>what turns you on
Traps. And big boobs~ (which both counter each other, obviously)
>what turns you off
Furry porn
>sound or noise you love
Bended notes on a guitar
>sound or noise you hate
Flies buzzing
>favourite curse word
shit
>profession you'd like to attempt
Writer
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
News anchor
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in
heaven
"Not good, Paperface. Not good."

>favourite word
logically
>least favourite word
epic
>what turns you on
absurd ejaculations, internal or otherwise
>what turns you off
anal, ponies
>sound or noise you love
heavyarms gatling cannon
>sound or noise you hate
faint AC line hum
>favourite curse word
fucking reddit
>profession you'd like to attempt
guitarist
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
artist
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
your harem awaits you

>favourite word
no
>least favourite word
natural
>what turns you on
good art
>what turns you off
stupidity (mines or others')
>sound or noise you love
sad piano
>sound or noise you hate
car traffic
>favourite curse word
slut
>profession you'd like to attempt
ballet and Neoclassical dancer
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
pretty much anyother
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Before you say anything, know this: she's here.

>>14418
>>14420
>favorite curse word
>cunt
Are you two Brits, by chance?

>>14422
I find this interesting, as I love traps and hate big boobs. Do you like girl on trap doujins, or do you keep the fetishes separate? Futanari?

>>14424
You mean mains hum? I actually find that sound really pleasant.

>favourite word
Sphere
>least favourite word
Meme
>what turns you on
Emotional connection to a given character
>what turns you off
Horribly drawn, and/or obnoxiously large breasts
>sound or noise you love
Right now? The vocal harmonies at http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=A2NkIJyRylw#t=69s
>sound or noise you hate
Doors being knocked on, opening, closing, etc.
>favourite curse word
Windowlicker
>profession you'd like to attempt
Code monkey
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Retail
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
It was all in your head.

>favourite word
kakusu
>least favourite word
love
>what turns you on
hugging, kissing, cuddles, etc.
>what turns you off
tiny dick
>sound or noise you love
the noise of my pc
>sound or noise you hate
peoples voices when i want quiet
>favourite curse word
cunt
>profession you'd like to attempt
vet
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
teacher
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
welcome

Well that was fun.

>favourite word
I don't think that I have one
>least favourite word
There are so many that I just can't put one.
>what turns you on
The female body.
>what turns you off
I can't pin this to one single thing.
>sound or noise you love
The sound of a guitar when played properly, although I mostly like it when it's done with metal songs.
>sound or noise you hate
There are too many to list.
>favourite curse word
I don't have a favorite.
>profession you'd like to attempt
I don't have one.
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Anything that involves me having to interact with people.
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Nothing.

>>14431
Yes, i'm British, and i like AC hum as well, i made a tube amp and sometimes i leave it on, humming

>favourite word
lewd
>least favourite word
Work
>what turns you on
anything sexual really, and attachment.
>what turns you off
stress
>sound or noise you love
Violins sound nice
>sound or noise you hate
Buzzing sounds
>favourite curse word
fuck?
>profession you'd like to attempt
Boxer
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
scuba diver
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
You did nothing bad, but nothing good either. Enjoy limbo.

>favourite word
celestial
>least favourite word
lol (if that even counts)
>what turns you on
Niceness, along with nudity etc.
>what turns you off
scary things
>sound or noise you love
Sad or slow piano music
>sound or noise you hate
the sound of buzzing insects
>favourite curse word
whore
>profession you'd like to attempt
Librarian/Lighthouse keeper
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
teacher at the compulsory education level
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
You're 2D now, go seek happiness.

>>14431
>>14435
I hate it only because I never know where it's coming from and then I get that feeling that I left something on.

>favourite word
There's not a single one.
>least favourite word
Kashira, esp. when spoken by women with that annoying rising intonation
>what turns you on
Consensual sex with love and passion and etc.
>what turns you off
Gigantism.
>sound or noise you love
Sound of the rain
>sound or noise you hate
High-pitched female voices
>favourite curse word
Bastard
>profession you'd like to attempt
Librarian, perhaps.
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Anything done out in the sun.
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
No devils up here, deal with it, loser.

>favourite word
Maybe
>least favourite word
Trollface
>what turns you on
Lolicon, rape, sluts, feet and the various types of fabric that cover them
>what turns you off
Guro, furry
>sound or noise you love
Storm
>sound or noise you hate
Metal scraping against metal
>favourite curse word
Fuck!
>profession you'd like to attempt
Translator/Interpreter
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Mathematician
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
You asshole, how did you get in here?

>favourite word
shibboleth
>least favourite word
legit
>what turns you on
cuteness
>what turns you off
cute 2D girls dying...
Also "Sexy" sultriness, also that dead look in normals' eyes that says they choose not to care about anything, and choose not to enjoy things their idiot friends don't enjoy.
>sound or noise you love
Electric arcing
>sound or noise you hate
Grunge band singers
>favourite curse word
hm... get tae fuck comes to mind.
>profession you'd like to attempt
Web translator or otaku goods exporter
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Anything involving touching people
>what (a hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Let's try that again, shall we?

>favourite word
Compendium
>least favourite word
too many to list here
>what turns you on
loli, futanari (sometimes the two combined)
>what turns you off
blood, vomit, feces, etc.
>sound or noise you love
The sound of machinery working. I always sit at the back of the bus where the engine can be heard the loudest.
>sound or noise you hate
Windshield wipers on dry glass.
>favourite curse word
dicks
>profession you'd like to attempt
Anything that pays me for doing nothing.
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Anything involving mathematics.
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Fuck if I know

Post edited on 17th Apr 2012, 5:05pm

>favourite word
john

>least favourite word
niglet

>what turns you on
Glasses, eye contact

>what turns you off
NTR and huge tits.

>sound or noise you love
The sound of bass.

>sound or noise you hate
Cars

>favourite curse word
'Haruhi damn'

>profession you'd like to attempt
assasin

>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
soldier

>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
'sup?'

>favourite word
there's too many wonderful words to chose from...

>least favourite word
another hard one.

>what turns you on
hmm, cute girls, maybe? hahaha...

>what turns you off
people that are too arrogant and over emotional

>sound or noise you love
static? noise? whatever it's called...

>sound or noise you hate
sirens

>favourite curse word
damn

>profession you'd like to attempt
I would like to be a NEET if I could ;_; I'm not really sure otherwise

>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Something in an office involving a lot of stress and social shit and strict rules

>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
"Hello, $NAME. I'm glad you could make it."

>favourite word
Buff
>least favourite word
"Misogynist"
>what turns you on
Intelligent, quiet 2D girls
>what turns you off
Stupid, loud 3D girls
>sound or noise you love
Rain
>sound or noise you hate
Barking dogs
>favourite curse word
Assclown
>profession you'd like to attempt
NEET
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Bartender
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
"At long last, you can live by her side."

Post edited on 26th Apr 2012, 1:34pm

>favourite word
Bastion
>least favourite word
phlegm
>what turns you on
Erotic Mind Control, ecchi but not hentai
>what turns you off
Almost everything else
>sound or noise you love
Any riff in a folk or prog rock song
>sound or noise you hate
The scratching of denim
>favourite curse word
YOU SON OF A SUBMARINER
>profession you'd like to attempt
Sysadmin
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Manager, menial work
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you
when arriving in heaven
"You rolled a pretty bad number, didn't you?"

>favourite word
命
>least favourite word
brot
>what turns you on
くぱぁ
>what turns you off
artificial moaning
>sound or noise you love
the sound of waves at the coast when the sea is relatively quiet, preferably during twilight
>sound or noise you hate
those annoying Turkish children who scream the whole time while playing about 20 meters from my window
>favourite curse word
faggot
>profession you'd like to attempt
sound engineer
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
surgeon
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
お帰りなさい。 It was a long life, but now you can finally sleep. If you so wish, your consciousness will stop existing now.

>>14431
>Do you like girl on trap doujins, or do you keep the fetishes separate? Futanari?
Girl-on-trap is my kinda thing. Futanari, it depends. I like to keep the two fetishes separate.

>>14537
I'm now one hundred percent sure my clone is out there somewhere.

Are you me?

>>14659
That makes us three!

>>14659
>>14663
No foolin'? I always wanted my own clones!

>>14695
Picture so cute it gave me a boner.

>>14696
Cute pictures aren't supposed to be boner inducing

>>14716
She only exists to accept my offering of semen.
I'd say her giving me a boner solidifies her existence.

>>14716
Staring at that picture just made me hard as diamonds, bro!

Um, can we please stop this?

>>14724
no!

>favourite word
Syzygy

>least favourite word
Griddle

>what turns you on
Shyness

>what turns you off
Tsundere

>sound or noise you love
The "download complete" sound from my BT client

>sound or noise you hate
Anyone knocking on my bedroom door

>favourite curse word
Bullshit

>profession you'd like to attempt
Librarian

>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
TV personality

>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
"This is your Home. You'll be safe here."

>favourite word
Cute? If choosing 2 words is fine then I really like being called a good boy

>least favourite word
meme

>what turns you on
Dominant anime girls

>what turns you off
Niggers

>sound or noise you love
Light rain

>sound or noise you hate
Dogs constantly barking

>favourite curse word
Fuck? I don't know

>profession you'd like to attempt
Astronaut, if I didn't have to study for all that complicated science stuff

>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Cop

>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Welcome, here is a sandbox made specifically for you. You can do and be anything you want inside of this thing.

At least that is what I'd like to be told

>favourite word
paprika
>least favourite word
definitely
>what turns you on
deep love
>what turns you off
NTR
>sound or noise you love
the sound of rain on a roof top or window
>sound or noise you hate
heavy breathing or coughing and sniffling
>favourite curse word
damnit
>profession you'd like to attempt
baker
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
being in the military
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
"Heaven exists even though you thought otherwise" I have no idea

>favourite word
OK
>least favourite word
Pus
>what turns you on
Sluts (2d)
>what turns you off
Gore, feces/urine, pubic hair (2d)
>sound or noise you love
The various sounds of playing in calm water
>sound or noise you hate
Electric and fan noise.
>favourite curse word
Most used: "shit"
Feels best to use (but is seemingly too offensive): "fitte" (non-English)
>profession you'd like to attempt
Physician
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Programmer.
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
You did good, son.

>favourite word
paradigm
>least favourite word
gross
>what turns you on
ero guro
>what turns you off
QUALITY
>sound or noise you love
the action of a bolt rifle being open and closed
>sound or noise you hate
buzzer alarm clocks
>favourite curse word
fuck you
>profession you'd like to attempt
private military contractor
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
small business owner
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
You here now so take a walk, enjoy the scenery and forget about everything

>favourite word
Happiness
>least favourite word
Boredom
>what turns you on
Love
>what turns you off
NTR/Cuckoldry
>sound or noise you love
Her voice
>sound or noise you hate
Children Screaming
>favourite curse word
Fuck
>profession you'd like to attempt
Policing
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Any sort of 9-5 desk job
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
"How did you get on the list?"

>favourite word
Altruism
>least favourite word
Splodge, or something similarly containing harshly inflicted "juh" sounds. Calls to mind a small mess involving clean up, most often.
>what turns you on
2D. Specifically, butts and thighs. Tomboys are fine too.
>what turns you off
Most 3D. Especially Western porn. I don't much fancy urethral insertions, either.
>sound or noise you love
I enjoy droning, sustained sounds. Whether it be Tim Hecker, or my bedroom fan.
>sound or noise you hate
My voice.
>favourite curse word
Cunt.
>profession you'd like to attempt
Lottery winner.
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Literally anything and everything.
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
I hope you're horny.

>Favourite word?
Armour. Specifically with the 'u.'

>Least favourite word?
Armor, spell it with the 'u' goddammit.

>What turns you on?
Sadism.

>What turns you off?
Furries.

>Sound or noise you love?
White noise.

>Sound or noise you hate?
Nails on chalkboard.

>Favourite curse word?
Goddamn.

>Profession you'd like to attempt?
Pilot, particularly in the Air Force. I don't have the eyesight for it though, so it's not going to happen.

>Profession you wouldn't like to attempt?
Anything in customer support.

>What (a hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven?
'Well, let's never try that again. Alternatively, a pun relating to the cause of my death. I love puns.

>favourite word
I've changed my mind on this. I mean, I do like the word 'Berserk' because it emphasises uncontrollable destruction while forcing the body to ignore any and all pain, but I think I rather have the word 'Almighty' as it grants everything 'Berserk' status would but with so much more.

>least favourite word
Pouch

>what turns you on
The female body. 2D, of course.

>what turns you off
3D, people, real life, unnecessary interaction, and pretty much anything else that bothers me.

>sound or noise you love
Depends on my mood, instruments (more like electric guitars and violins)

>sound or noise you hate
Depends on my mood

>favourite curse word
I don't think that I have one.

>profession you'd like to attempt
I don't have one.

>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Anything I wouldn't have fun doing.

>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
I don't want to be told anything. I would just like to be wiped out of existence and have every single thing that I've done or caused by me erased no matter if it's good or bad. It should be as painful as possible so that I'd lose all sense of myself and be erased properly.

Post edited on 27th Jul 2015, 2:35pm

>favourite word
quotidian
>least favourite word
because
>what turns you on
athleticism
>what turns you off
oversexuality
>sound or noise you love
ocean waves, eh, any water
>sound or noise you hate
dogs barking, cats yowling
>favourite curse word
shithead
>profession you'd like to attempt
school (any level) librarian
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
nurse/doctor
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
No talking, talking is for mortals

>favourite word
warm
>least favourite word
cloaca
>what turns you on
tomboys, confidence, kindness
>what turns you off
selfishness, glamor
>sound or noise you love
the rain, the wind...
>sound or noise you hate
people shouting, cars
>favourite curse word
god-damn
>profession you'd like to attempt
teacher, monk
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
laborer
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
"enjoy your time here. here is some advice to help you on your way."

>favourite word
N/A
>least favourite word
N/A
>what turns you on
Masochism
>what turns you off
Anything that involves the body fluids piss or shit, everything else is fine including blood.
>sound or noise you love
N/A
>sound or noise you hate
country music
>favourite curse word
N/A
>profession you'd like to attempt
N/A
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Anything involving kids.
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Whatever it feels like.


Can't even answer half of these.

>favourite word
Quiet
>least favourite word
Loud
>what turns you on
Royalty
>what turns you off
Shyness
>sound or noise you love
Rain or Static
>sound or noise you hate
Screaming
>favourite curse word
Fuck
>profession you'd like to attempt
Astronaut
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Actor
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Nice try

>favourite word
omniscient
>least favourite word
legit
>what turns you on
tomboys, short hair
>what turns you off
shallowness, gossip
>sound or noise you love
klaxon
>sound or noise you hate
inane chatter
>favourite curse word
damn
>profession you'd like to attempt
historian
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
teacher
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
because i can

>favourite word
can't think of one
>least favourite word
cuck
>what turns you on
d f c
>what turns you off
guro
>sound or noise you love
rain, the pidgin notification sounds
>sound or noise you hate
burping/farting
>favourite curse word
cunt
>profession you'd like to attempt
NEET
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
any very laborious job that requires you to interact with people a lot
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
nice try.

>>27448
I like how the artist did this.

>favourite word
Cuddle (2nd place: Sleepy)
>least favourite word
Pick any word SJWs tend to use (typing any of them would be painful)
>what turns you on
Physical: Hugging, holding hands, showering/bathing. Other: Politeness, servitude (so I definitely do love maids), cuteness, purity, timelessness (being detached from most modern trends)
>what turns you off
Anything graphic, extreme or dirty, loudness in general, brunt/aggressive behaviour
>sound or noise you love
Sounds from the beach, rain (nature sounds in general), music boxes
>sound or noise you hate
Anything loud really (that isn't from my headphones when I set it to high volume on purpose), since my hearing's very sensitive... though if it's a natural sound such as thunder, I don't mind too much
>favourite curse word
I use "shit" the most, but my favorite is "doofus" though it's not much of a curse
>profession you'd like to attempt
Tourist guide (or something else which involves teaching people things), translator (I'm bilingual which is a nice start)
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Where do I begin? I'm extremely clumsy and impractical. I guess the worst would be working in a highly dangerous and/or filthy workplace. So altogether, maybe uhh, construction worker?
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Here you don't even have to poop.

>favourite word
Fornicate
>least favourite word
Privilege
>what turns you on
Fat men
>what turns you off
Piercings
>sound or noise you love
Water splashing
>sound or noise you hate
Children crying
>favourite curse word
Scrotum-licker
>profession you'd like to attempt
Scientist
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Writer
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
"Go back."

>favourite word
ludicrous
>least favourite word
sorry
>what turns you on
Rationality
>what turns you off
not being able to restrain ones' actions
>sound or noise you love
whistling wind; rain
>sound or noise you hate
unwrapping plastic foil; stupid people talking loud
>favourite curse word
shit
>profession you'd like to attempt
teacher
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
Cashier
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
"You can rest in peace now."

>>14413
>favourite word
I have a few...Right now, it's Polaris I guess
>least favourite word
gamer
>what turns you on
a lot of stuff, primarily male to female and hermaphrodite stuff. I also got a lot of weird turn ons that are hard to explain, I really like "sweet" girls who act very nice and happy 24/7, for example.
>what turns you off
fat people
>sound or noise you love
bubble wrap popping, guitars
>sound or noise you hate
gunshots
>favourite curse word
fuck
>profession you'd like to attempt
artist (drawing)
>profession you wouldn't like to attempt
anything involving a office
>what (an hypothetical) Haruhi should tell you when arriving in heaven
Welcome to heaven!