if people irl knew about my internet life it would pretty much be the worst thing ever

There's absolutely no way this is not going to end up totally gay.

Please don't post 3dpd or cosplay.

>>16133
I drew it

>>16132

That's nice..

>>16134
You are a good artist!

Weird...

Tohno Complex, is it a place where we all live together or is it a state of mind? or are they the same thing?


>>16132
who cares?

Can I live with you?

Apt neighbors sounds like the best, you get companionship, and a place to yourself.
And no worries about crazy sex noises, and you can sing along to the 'moelove music'.

Stop talking like a "cuteposter". If I were your neighbor and I saw you type like that, I'd bully you.

what is a cuteposter?

>>16280
my guess is a shitposter trying to be cute?

I didn't even know that "cuteposter" was a thing.

>>16280
So you want to be a cuteposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of shitpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand shitpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic shitpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "shitpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic Shitpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって！

>>16284

So basically posting like Tohno?

>>16318
Shove it

I love cuteposting and cuteposters

>>16284

lack of punctuation and capitalization has a purpose other than appearing childlike

it gives the impression that you just don't give a shit and are being totally dismissive of whoever you're replying to

but in a cool way, like you're above it all

like this

bonus points if you sage

>>16357

I knew a guy years ago who typed like that. He was the biggest asshole I've ever met on the internet (and I've been online since 1998).

>>16361
Hamish was an alright dude.

>>16362
he was a faggot

>>16507

QUALITY bump.

>>16507
I miss Hamish.

>>16357
i really don't give a shit though. not out of being an edgy faggot, but out of my apathy for pretty much everything. my text is as apathetic as i feel.

polite sage for offtopic.

>>16513
He's surfing with the angels now

>what would you do if you had a brohno neighbor?
Avoid him at all costs. I consider this to be a chan-only experience, to be valid. That's the way it has, that the way it is.

Tohno was something like my neighbor for a while. I assumed he'd stab me if we met, so we never did.