OK, long post time. Here's Ian's analysis:

"You are boisterous, social and can be perceived as dependent.

You are assertive: you tend to speak up and take charge of situations, and you are comfortable leading groups. You are unconcerned with art: you are less concerned with artistic or creative activities than most people who participated in our surveys. And you are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time.

Your choices are driven by a desire for discovery.

You are relatively unconcerned with independence: you welcome when others direct your activities for you. You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person."

That's 100% him. Ian to a T. I also loved how it said he has 0% self-discipline, 100% assertive, 85% cheerful, 2% trusting, 85% fiery, 95% melancholy, has a 100% need for curiosity and structure and greatly values self-enhancement. Thanks for this OP, put a big smile on my face. It's very accurate.

"You are social and somewhat verbose.

You are assertive: you tend to speak up and take charge of situations, and you are comfortable leading groups. You are confident: you are hard to embarrass and are self-confident most of the time. And you are outgoing: you make friends easily and feel comfortable around other people.

Your choices are driven by a desire for prestige.

You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you. You are relatively unconcerned with taking pleasure in life: you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment."

Sounds about right, he's admittedly not the most complex character out there. Though "somewhat verbose" has to be the understatement of the century.