>What should I do?
Not giving a flying fuck.

Haha, my four figs (3 Homuras, 1 Kyoko) are all on my desk. I don't really have a reputation in the halls and they let me be an antisocial fuck which is good. Although I dunno what would happen if some people want to mess with me and ruin the figs and be anonymous about it... I don't have room for much more, but I can always box some of them and alternate them. I really want an Akuma Homura figurine now.

Grats boy, how old are you? I'm 18 and just a freshman, this is my second quarter. My roommate Naruto fan but decently cool, he likes bringing in girls and atm wants me to watch YuYu Hakusho. He's a mainstream normal guy that probably doesn't even know what waifu and loli means, idk he might watch Madoka soon though...

In my experience people don't care about figures. Don't worry about this.

this should be in /fig/

I don't know why are you embarrassed: I'm proud of my figures. If anything, I think you could use them as a test: if he likes them, then you might have a pal; if he doesn't, then you'd be sure not to bother with him at all.

Is Tohka your waifu?

Honestly if they have a problem, fuck em. Adopt this attitude and you will lead a much happier life, they're stupid normalfags anyway, who cares about their opinion. Do what makes you and your waifu happy, that's all that matters in life.

I live with my parents and I'm paranoid that they might accidentally (or purposefully) ruin them. I can't even imagine having a roommate whom I don't know share the same room, I'd probably go crazy.

I don't think you should worry about taking them with. I didn't know of anyone who had any problems with it when I was in college. If you get there and you feel that your roommate or other people may ruin them, then hide them or bring them home when you can.