Why in the fuck would I want to participate in stupid shit like "jihads". I don't follow stupid people who believe in shitty sky faeries that somehow enable them to believe that killing anybody of a differing belief is for some retarded reason correct.
If I were a god, I'd destroy the believers first, then destroy everything else and force the survivors to behave or I'd destroy EVERYTHING so that the scum no longer exist. I don't care if this is too extreme, it's be just or be dead with me. I'll be the evil that ends up slain by the shounen protagonist, but I'll still fix the world, even if only for a while.