I hope that I never end up seeing something as hideous as me and my 3D shit body/face in a medium that I like.

There was a background character in initial-d that looked so much like me I thought it was creepy. Can't be fucked to find a screen cap since I can't remember what season it was in, let alone what eps.

Someone between Maes Hughes and Gendo Ikari.

I look a little bit like Kasai. Except for the fact that my head is shaved due to encroaching baldness. And if you add about 15 lbs of unnecessary fat. And if you make him a much sloppier dresser and considerably less of a badass. We have similar beards, I guess is my point.

Keima Katsuragi is the closest I can think of right off hand, even with the different build and eye color.

probably nagato, except i'm a roundeye

Somewhere between these.