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I woke up just now, and I can remember 4 of my dreams last night extremely vividly. I remember all the details from the dreams and I can easily create a connection as to why I dreamt these things. (Mostly after I saw weird shit on the internet) The 4 dreams were really weird and messed up, perverted even.
Short version:
In the first dream I was in Moscow and I was able to respawn after I died and I could fly. Everybody around me was just a normal human being. I was at a beach with a pier like the one in GTA V. I made fun of some random guy and he got mad and tried to shoot me. I proceeded to fly up in the sky so he could not hit me.
I then commited suicide just to shock him. From 400 meters height I let myself fall into water and die. I promptly respawned a few hundred meters south and flew to my dead body. 3 people were standing around my corpse that hit the water violently. I then decapitated my corpse, took a hammer and broke the skull of my dead body.
I then removed my dead, bleeding, gross brain and some random guy came up to me and wanted to eat it. I didn't see why not, so I gave him a cutting board and a kitchen knife. He cut my brain into 3 pieces, like a bread. The first slice he didn't eat (too much crust for his liking), but the second slice he ate. Meanwhile I was recording the whole fiasco with a video camera. The guy ate a slice of my brain and said "the taste is so-so" (quote from Elona)
I then also took a bite of one of the slices, it didn't really taste like anything, kinda watery with the taste of blood. Afterwards I went on Tohno Chan and uploaded the video I took to the "real life guro" board. Then I woke up.
I must have dreamt about eating brain because I read on wikipedia about diseases cannibals in West Africa sometimes get when they eat brain.
In another dream I was in "Nintendo Land". Nintendo Land was about three times as large as your average electronics store and it was a mix of a restaurant, a store for video games and the E3. You could try all the new games and consoles, like the new smash brothers. I must have dreamt about this because I've been watching some videos made by Rocco Botte recently where he was at E3 showing some of the stuff they were playing.
My family and I (consisting of Me, my little sister, my mother, my old buddy and some weird person who does not exist in real life (he constantly changed his appearance, and personality)) were eating in the restaurant part. Next to us there were some little kids eating with no adults. They were 7 - 12 years old, there were 7 of them.
Me, my buddy and the weird one went to the toilet. At this moment the weird one was a girl, about 14 years old, wearing a skirt with bright colors. We three went to the urinals to pee. The girl was standing next to me on the urinal and had a penis. She was peeing like the rest of us.
Suddenly one of the kids that were sitting next to us came out of a cabin and threw toilet paper with shit on it at me. I had shit all over my shirt and was fucking pissed to no end. I went to follow the little shit, caught him and beat him up. Then I also made him eat his own shit. 70% of the dream was just me beating him up and my family cheering on me. The weird one also was like a big brother (about 25 years old) to me at one point, he told me to beat him up because he couldn't.
Later, the kid's friends called an authority figure. The CEO of Nintendo Land. It was, I shit you not, the german entertainer Thomas Gottschalk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Gottschalk
The kids told him I threw shit at him, they were lying. I went to him and said "Mister Gottschalk, this child threw shit all over my shirt" as I was pointing at my messy shirt.
Gottschalk saw the evidence sticking to my clothing and believed me, he then gave my a coupon for a free 3DS or something.
Now that I'm writing this down I realize how funny it is.
The 3rd and 4th dream blended into each other, it was like the one became the other over some time.
To make it short, in the third dream I installed Arch Linux on my old friend's laptop and showed him how to use it. We were at my home. Later we were in a theme park called "Phantasia Land". This is the actual name of a real german theme park, however it was nothing like in real life.
It was a theme park that was like the video game Final Fantasy X, as you progressed through the park you went through the same locations and chapters you also saw in the game. In the right order. I have never in my life played FFX before, only FFVI, so this was just plain weird.
My buddy with his laptop and I were eating something at a snack bar. Later his laptop got stolen and we had to go on a quest like in Final Fantasy to get his shitty laptop back because the security at the park wouldn't help us. I could explain more about the quest, but it is not very exciting. Most of the time we were flying on a magic carpet to escape from Sephiroth or something.
I'm not making any of this up, I have never dreamt so vividly before (except for lucid dreams, but those don't count) and these were some of the weirdest things I can imagine.
Post edited on 29th Jun 2014, 4:49pm
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