I guess that that other line might be a little too much. So I'll go with: "You're already dead".

Post edited on 26th Aug 2012, 10:15am

Pudding.
I don't do so well under pressure.

I'd rather be the end-of-season villain of a shounen that gives a lenghty nihilistic discourse but eventually gets subdued by the main character's counterargument based on the values of friendship, hope and pink ponies baking pies fighting powers. Can't I? Maybe make a one-liner based on my wish to be that if the first can't be done then?

Post edited on 26th Aug 2012, 1:33pm

I'd be some mid-boss underling sent to stop the opponents from getting to their objective with a lenghty fight scene but no signifcant dialogue and I would die at the end of the episode and in my last breath I'd mutter "...master...forgive me..." then shed a single tear and fall to the ground dead

I would come up with a cheesy line based on the method of killing them then laugh to myself about how dumb it was

"whatever"

"My butt hurts"

"*Opponent's name*-san!!!!"

Take it easy you baka

"It doesn't matter"

"Should've stayed in bed..."

'I'll make you fall for me' is the only acceptable answer here.

"I'm hungry..."

"May Haruhi have mercy on this pathetic human's soul..."

Nothing. Silent villains are far more intimidating.

Failing that, I'd do like >>16544 and take a page from the Cesar Romero Memorial School of Villainy, something like "ICE to make your acquaintance" or "have a nice TRIP, see you next FALL," depending on the context. Also optionally giving my opponent an insulting nickname like "Bat-Dork" or "Captain Stupid"

"Talk to the bullets, motherfuker!"