>I don't think that "well, I just talk to people on the internet. Sometimes I ponder suicide," would be a satisfactory answer.
Maybe it's a stupid idea... but, if you REALLY want some of those jobs, you could try to play that role on your side, as asking for help/sympathy/compassion; you could honestly tell them that you're a NEET who needs a way out, so to please give you a chance to work; that you may not have a degree, but that you are more than willing to work hard and learn the right way to do it: that you NEED it, in order to move on and fix your life:...
I don't know if it'd work but, given the apathetic answers and obvious petty lies you're giving instead, it may worth the shot as a desperate measure.
Post edited on 30th Apr 2012, 6:20pm