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7416 No. 7416 [Edit]
Anyone here have dogs?

If you can afford dogs, you should get dogs.

Dogs give you unconditional love and loyalty, think the sun shines out of your ass, keep you company, and are the best motherfuckers ever.
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>> No. 7417 [Edit]
I am anti-slavery.
>> No. 7418 [Edit]
More of a cat person myself, they expect less of me.
>> No. 7419 [Edit]
>>7417

It's not slavery. Dogs just wanna make you feel good.
>> No. 7420 [Edit]
>>7418
Me too. Honestly, I hate dogs. I just love kitties is all.

It didn't help that when I was a kid, I ran up to a relative's doberman to try and pet it. It responded by wrapping its jaws around my head to push me away. Scared the shit out of me as you would expect. I still have a bit of a phobia of big dogs.

Little dogs are annoying as fuck.

Believe it or not, cats can be very sweet and loving too. The thing is, they have to really like you too. Two of my favorite cats I ever had didn't like or get along with the people they were with before. Yet they took a liking to me. I miss them... I looked forward to coming home and having them jump on my lap, purring, then fall asleep. ;_;
>> No. 7421 [Edit]
I am a dog man. I'd own a dog if food costs and picking up poo and cleanliness issues didn't stop me. I'd play catch with that little motherfucker all day if I did.
>> No. 7422 [Edit]
Let your dog live outside as well as in side. Picking up poo problems gone. Of course, you'll still have to give it a bath every now and then.
>> No. 7423 [Edit]
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I plan to get dog when I have all my money issues handled and I live in apartment which allows pets. The biggest problem will probably be how to train dog to behave right; not shitting inside, not barking and howling nights etc.

Pic unrelated. Cat would also be nice but I am more a dog person than a cat person. (I couldn't find any picture of anime dogs.)
>> No. 7424 [Edit]
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7424
Dogs are cool, but I greatly prefer cats.
>> No. 7433 [Edit]
>>7423
Not even Ein?

I would definitely get a Corgi or a Cocker Spaniel or maybe a Golden Retriever if I could. Maybe other dogs are awesome too, I don't know!
>> No. 7443 [Edit]
I like dogs (at least the ones that aren't vicious, which is unfortunately few in my 'hood'), but I'd rather have cats. Like >>7420 said, cats can also be extremely loving pets. The bond takes longer to form, but it feels stronger like that anyway. Also I'm lazy and cats require much less maitenence.

Different strokes and such. Domestic pets in general go well with the NEET/hikki lifestyle.
>> No. 7453 [Edit]
I hate dogs. They are dirty and shit all over the place. If they're not shitting, they're trying to bite you or dribble over you.

They ruin my experience of life. On the few occasions I leave the house for exercise, I like to go to quiet uninhabited places. Except nearly all of the time, there will be some idiot dog owner coming along with their stupid beast ruining the peace and tranquility.

And they do that stupid retarded dog owner laugh as the dog is trying to kill you. "hahaha, he's only being friendly".

>Domestic pets in general go well with the NEET/hikki lifestyle.

Disagree. Hiki is defined by not doing any household chores. Looking after a dog, feeding it cleaning it = household chores. Thus incompatible.
>> No. 7456 [Edit]
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I've never had a cat; I think they can be beautiful and admirable to watch, but they kind of intimidate/frighten me.

I love my dog (female beagle); she, without any actual trainning, isn't dirty or annoying at all; she's just joyful and cheerful, at times, but mostly calm and sweet at all times, not mentioning she's just as cute as any cat.
>> No. 7463 [Edit]
My family had two dogs.
The first one, a rottweiler was trained by my father, which you could really tell. She wouldn't jump on the couch or bed. She wouldn't whine for food. My father went out to the woods near our house without any kind of leash on her all the time. One time she threw up, my father yelled at her and she ate the vomit and cleaned the floor by licking. That image really burned into my mind.
One time, my little sister and her friend were harrassing her while she was eating, so she bit the friend in her arm. Some stitches and that's it. It was back in the early 90's, nowadays the dog would've probably been put down because local trash mags or some shit would've been all over it.
A long after that, she was put down because of bone cancer, when walking became too painful.
That's the only time I've seen my father cry. He's a pretty tough guy, some history in the military, ex-cop, professional boxer and to top it off, a taxi driver. The dog had to be buried in a spot originally designed for a horse, because the 'dog size' graves seemed to be reserved for smaller, cuter? ones.

Now, the second one. He's still around.
But he's the exact opposite, a cocker spaniel with extremely long ears, so long that he trips on them from time to time and they drag the ground. And by opposite I mean, he's 'trained' by my mother only.. and well.. he's just a complete mess, I've been thinking many times that he's maybe retarded or something, because he's the type that runs after his own tail.. and eventually against a wall because he's going too fast. Sits on the sofa, whines for food every time someone is eating something and howls on middle of the night for no reason. If someone comes over that he recognizes, he goes bat-shit insane and starts to bark like mad, jump around and generally just flip-out.

Personally, I liked our cat more, but he died at the age of 13 or so, something to do with his liver.
He would always be near me, always. I really don't know why he picked me out of all the family members, probably because I was just sitting still 90% of the time.

He would lay down on the desk next to the mouse and I guess to get my attention, lay his paw on top of my hand, so I couldn't use the mouse. I thought that was hilarious.

When I went to sleep, he would jump on top of my chest and sometimes clean my arms by licking, which was a rather long progress and it felt like my skin was going numb, but I remember reading from somewhere that cats do that out of respect so I figured I'd better let him finish.

The day he died I could tell something was wrong, he had already been to the vet a couple of times before for acting strange. Eventually, he just went under my bed, as back far as he could, and stayed there.
I tried to get him to come out, but he wouldn't.
Not any sounds or nothing, just laid there, breathing heavily.

After couple of hours or so, he had died.
It was so fucking unreal that at the time, I didn't cry. Eyes closed, mouth slightly open, somehow looking very natural, but when I touched him, it was like he couldn't have ever been alive.
Stiff as a rock and ice cold.

A little after that I moved to my own place and I've been thinking about getting a cat, but.. I don't think I could go through the kitten phase by myself to be honest, I'm having enough trouble with myself as it is.
And people who aren't ready to take care of animals and still take pets, should be fucking shot.

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>> No. 7464 [Edit]
My mom bought me a dog once as a gift during a long horrible horrible stay away from home.
Before I returned, she had gotten sick of him after just a few days and sent him off to the pound (aka, doggy death row)

I wish she never told me...
>> No. 7465 [Edit]
I'm a cat person.

Dogs have a lot of merit when you have one with a lot of personality, not just the cardboard cutout "I like you! Pant pant! I'ma shit on your lawn!"

Corgis almost always have personality and each has a really interesting quirk. I'd get a girl Welsh Pembroke and name her Clover.
>> No. 7467 [Edit]
Cats are like tsunderes. Dogs are like yanderes.
>> No. 7468 [Edit]
>>7467
This is a great analogy.
>> No. 7477 [Edit]
My family has two dogs whom I love to bits. I'm still definitely a cat person, though.
>> No. 7478 [Edit]
>>7463
I hate you...

;_;

Sweet, loving kitties are the best.

seriously, that made me cry
>> No. 7487 [Edit]
Yeah, I have three and they are some bottom bitches.

I was really low a few months ago and got a puppy and he's super retarded looking which makes it very difficult for me to be sad around him.
>> No. 7604 [Edit]
I would, but I'm very lazy and can barely clean up after myself.

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