Last meal: A full fry. Bacon, sausages, eggs, mushrooms, baked beans, soda bread, potato bread, pancakes, the lot, and to wash it down, a can of Coca-cola. Simple, but it's one of the most enjoyable meals there are.
My last words would probably be "I lived life for my love, I have no true regrets. I walk into death with my head held high, in the vain hope she's there waiting for me."