I'm really tired of these 'would you do X for her' threads. She is my one true love. I'd do anything for her, and that easily includes working. In fact, I'd probably ditch my entire lifestyle of my own.
Yes, I hate people, and I'd rather not have anything to do with them, but my love for her is 1000 times stronger than my dislike for them. So please stop making those threads. They're almost insulting.