At first it sucked watching him being friendzoned through centuries. But then I realized that, the way she managed the entire thing, it really isn't that bad. I mean she really went crazy about it and, aparently, most japanese couples hardly touch each other anyway. I think I could very well settle for a (2D) relation like that... as long as she doesn't get close to any other man, of course; if so, I'd leave her to die in the trash.
She is rather sweet, though. She's hysterical and needy but aware of it, self-critical and always very honest. She seems fun to hang with.
The ghost from the ass affair might somehow work as well.