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1478 No. 1478 [Edit]
Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu persecutes Youkai Jesus.

Touhou 2 : Marisa is a Satan worshipper
Touhou 3 : Marisa mocks an older girl's appearance and manner of speech. Then she adopts said appearance and manner of speech and pretend she came up with this "cool new trend" by herself.
Touhou 4 : Marisa blows up a girl's house and plagiarises all her moves, claiming that she actually came up with them all by herself.
Touhou 5 : Marisa beats up Alice for no reason.
Touhou 6 : Marisa's first instinct upon learning she has new neighbors with common interests is to break into their house and rob them
Touhou 7 : Marisa beats up Alice again
Touhou 8 : Marisa teams up with Alice, only because she promised to let her beat her up and steal all her stuff once the adventure is over
Touhou 9 : Marisa beats up a civil servant and Justice of Peace. She also robs them
COLA : Marisa pawns off the priceless treasures she steals for useless garbage
Touhou 10 : Marisa beats up a shy nerd who only wanted to be her friend
Touhou 11 : Marisa is a three-timer
Touhou 12 : Marisa mugs people

Touhou 10: Sanae gets beaten up.
Touhou 11: Sanae provides shelter for illegal immigrants.
Touhou 12: Sanae goes on a power trip.
Touhou 12.3: Sanae plays frogger.

Touhou 10 - Kanako breaks into a new market.
Touhou 11 - Kanako forms mutually-beneficial alliances with local business owners.
Touhou 12 - Kanako attempts to win market share from an existing monopoly.
Touhou 12.3 - Kanako's vice president is punished for embezzling funds to purchase lily pads.

Touhou 6: Sakuya gets beat up
Touhou 7: Sakuya kills dead people
Touhou 8: Sakuya helps her mistress kill immortals
Touhou 8.5: Sakuya is a cat
Touhou 9: Sakuya kills people who kill dead people
SSiB: Sakuya helps her mistress invade the moon.
Touhou 10: Sakuya don't care about tengu.
Touhou 10.5: Sakuya is a bad cat.
Touhou 11: Sakuya doesn't care about the underground either.
Touhou 12: Sakuya still doesn't care about the underground.
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>> No. 1549 [Edit]
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That's just like your opinion, man.
>> No. 1587 [Edit]
>>1478
Made me laugh.
>> No. 1596 [Edit]
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dude where's like 13 and 14
>> No. 1597 [Edit]
>>1596
like anyone cares about those
>> No. 1598 [Edit]
>>1597
They're my favorite. Don't you dare insult my favorite touhou games
>> No. 1600 [Edit]
>>1598
That's weird. Personally I like 6 and 12 the best.
>> No. 1601 [Edit]
MoF is and probably always will be the best.
>> No. 1617 [Edit]
EOSD is my favorite, because I find it to be the most vanilla of the Windows shmups. I feel much more challenged on certain parts of EOSD than I do on games like IN, where in the former there are many less spell cards which go from impossible to completely manageable on Normal only with practice.

Mind you I am pretty bad at the games, I only beat EOSD once on Normal, but damn do I love playing them. It is this game and Minecraft which fill me with a sense of fulfillment as I progress, and while Minecraft is great for expanding my horizons and slowly creating something grand for the ages, Touhou is constant practice for a short but dazzling spectacle.
>> No. 1618 [Edit]
Something very distinctive about touhou I just remembered was the amount of time IN gave to bomb. This REALLY threw me off in other games because I grew used to it after periods of playing time.

>>1617
have you played in this touhou themed MC server before?(mc.yukkuricraft.net). I've been there a little and was quite impressed at some of the stuff they've built.
>> No. 1619 [Edit]
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1619
IN is my favorite because I can never get over how ran spins around with no care in the world.
>> No. 1620 [Edit]
>>1619
didn't chen do that too in one game?
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>>1620
yes but Ran was somewhat of a playable character in IN along with Yukari.
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>>1622
her head comes off.
>> No. 1624 [Edit]
well then...

I really am behind.

Wow I didn't even notice in the video...

why are there 9 of them?

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>> No. 1625 [Edit]
>>1623
She'd lose her head if it wasn't attached.
>> No. 1626 [Edit]
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sukuna is the cutest new touhou.
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>>1626
No doubt.
>> No. 1656 [Edit]
 
thought this was pretty funny.
>> No. 1657 [Edit]
 
>>1656
>> No. 1664 [Edit]
>>1657
Oh god, I forgot this existed.
>> No. 1666 [Edit]
>>1664
Its surprisingly well made. I mean, the animation blends in very well with the gameplay, and the music is decently remixed.

I always enjoy Gachimuchi when effort is placed into it.
>> No. 1668 [Edit]
>>1666
I agree. I found the second stage/part to be even better, personally.

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