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968 No. 968 [Edit]
have you been lifting or running, tohno-chan?
if not, why?

things exercise can do for you:

-make you handsome
-make you confident
-cure mental illness, i used to have schizophrenia and i cured myself jogging
-make you a vagina magnet
-get friends
-have no fears
-cure motivation issues, you can do all those things you wanted now, all your other hobbies are improved thanks to lifting
-cures sickness, kills cancer cells
-makes you smart, i learned python computer language and got a master's degree since i started lifting
-answers all philosophical quandaries, everything makes sense now
-increases penis size
-makes you move out of your parents house and make $100k+ a year
-cures baldness

worked for me

Post edited on 29th Dec 2017, 4:58pm
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>> No. 969 [Edit]
have you tried No Fap, tohno-chan?
if not, why?

things no fap can do for you:

-make you handsome
-make you confident
-cure mental illness, i used to have schizophrenia and i cured myself with no fap
-make you a vagina magnet
-get friends
-have no fears
-cure motivation issues, you can do all those things you wanted now, all your other hobbies are improved thanks to no fap
-cures sickness, kills cancer cells
-makes you smart, i learned python computer language and got a master's degree since i stopped masturbating
-answers all philosophical quandaries, everything makes sense now
-increases penis size
-makes you move out of your parents house and make $100k+ a year
-cures baldness

worked for me after three months of no fap.

Post edited on 29th Dec 2017, 5:12pm
>> No. 971 [Edit]
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971
>>970
From all the factors in that program I doubt the lack of masturbation is actually accountable at all.

>just bee urself
>> No. 973 [Edit]
>>971
it's a joke. i wrote that whole thing. i thought it would be funny to make it look like self-improvement chad's lies had been scientifically proven.
lifting weights and jogging doesn't cure any fucking medical conditions. it increases testosterone and makes your manboobs go away, those are the only benefits.
no fap gives you prostate cancer.

lately it's been on my mind a lot, it's a modern snake oil. been kind of obsessing over it and wanted to parody it.
>> No. 974 [Edit]
>>969
trying to convince people to being ntggers is not /lol/
you people should just go back to facebook, we don't want to adopt your insane and retarded lifestyle, please stop constantly hassling us with your horrid ntgger religion.
>> No. 975 [Edit]
>>973
Oh, shit, completely went over my head. Pretty good post then.
I'm glad that it's not real. Thinking about it now the be yourself should have been the final signal that it's a joke but my opinion of people is so low that I actually believed it.
>> No. 980 [Edit]
i am all of those things and i dont work out. they call me the devil with teh pretty face

also tldr
>> No. 981 [Edit]
>>968
I started running every day. Feels fucking good man.

Can't lift though since I'm a poor fag and can't afford food but I still do my best.

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