So you want to be a shitposter, huh? It's not easy. This guide will teach you "thirty second shitpost" technique. The basis of "thirty second shitpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shitpost". "What should my post contain?" The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second shitpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shitposting and let it flow. At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current shitposting trends and draw inspiration from them. As a beginner, you may copy a shitpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style. As with all arts, the proper form is important. Shitposting is not as abstract as it seems. Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Seriously, put me down!
Up you go.
What the fuck, put me down!
Time to clean up thia place.
no
*bang* you're dead!
TC gets patriotic on mobile.
What in the fuck?
how can i get tohno to give me headpats?
Refer to this post: http://tohno-chan.com/cr/res/2782.html#2782
Pay them in gummy bears.
i'm gonna do it!
You better not, you son of a bitch!
>>756 i did it!
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Heh, you're not too bad.
im nocturnal now help
Turn off your pc at night.
my balls hurt
>>696 ow! don't squeeze them so hard!
I don't know about you guys but for some reason my butthole is really wet today
>>711 Maybe I could inspect it? Don't worry it will be free!
did you shart yourself hard or something
Post videos you find funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9bk_QLvc_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqQNbycw3lI